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Old 01-27-2006, 10:57 AM
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Ask Marroe for advice. She's got crabs.
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Old 01-27-2006, 11:55 AM
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I almost got crabs once. I couldn't for two reasons: 1) no pubes anymore, and 2) When they hopped onto my crotch, the gravitational pull whipped them around my penis and slingshotted them back in time (like in Star Trek 4)
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Old 01-27-2006, 12:02 PM
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When they hopped onto my crotch, the gravitational pull whipped them around my penis and slingshotted them back in time (like in Star Trek 4)
lol!! let's hear stephen hawkin sound in on that.
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Old 01-27-2006, 12:20 PM
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He should be anxious......an alien is gonna be shooting out of his ass .


LOL..
have you tried calamine lotion..
or i think thats wot its called
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Old 01-27-2006, 02:20 PM
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Old 01-27-2006, 04:27 PM
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have you tried calamine lotion..
or i think thats wot its called
Not yet, but I scheduled to see the doctor. Its getting really bad. It just started like getting on my face and it looks like ive got internal bleeding all through my body.
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Old 01-27-2006, 04:33 PM
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I almost got crabs once. I couldn't for two reasons: 1) no pubes anymore, and 2) When they hopped onto my crotch, the gravitational pull whipped them around my penis and slingshotted them back in time (like in Star Trek 4)
You know, I think I read about that in the national science journal. Didn't it create like two more black holes?
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Old 01-28-2006, 03:55 PM
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Ravage, this sucks! I get them about every couple years and there is no quick cure. However, try this.A combination of Equaline allergy relief and Singulair 10mg.This you have to get from your doctor. Around 60% of people that get hives never find out what they are allergic to. But look for any changes in washing deterget shampoo, anything like that. Also no fabric sofner, bad very bad. Food alergies,fish shell fish shrimp, choclate strawberrys all of this can cause hives. And, I feel for you man.
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Old 01-29-2006, 05:22 PM
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About 20 years ago (yeah, Im old) I started getting hives. They started out like yours did, neck, belly, back and face. They were totally miserable. As the days went by, they would come and go for no real identifiable reason...then they got worse.

I got "Internal hives" in my throat which started shutting off my airway, and around my heart. I had to be taken to the Emergency Room and they immediately gave me a couple of shots, one being adreniline. I went to a Alergyist for a scratch test and found that I was allergic to FD&C Yellow #5 food coloring! Which is basically in everything! This allergy lasted for a couple of years (getting two shots a week during this time period) then went away as quickly as it came.

Don't fool around and wait to get the cause identified. They nearly killed me (I ended up in the emergency room a total of three times over a month period, each time with my airway nearly swelling shut due to the internal hives).

Allergies while normally just a pain in the ass, can also be much more...a serious threat to your life. I learned from experience not to screw around with hives... they can due alot more then just make you itch and be uncomfortable.

Make a request to your Doctor that he send you to an Alergyist for a scratch test as soon as possible.
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Thank You Saber and Tat2, Both of your replys were extremely helpful for me. My Hives have gone away from my chest and back area but now my feet, hands and waistline are pretty bad. The Hives seem to be coming and going.

Im thinking what gave these to me is a product I just picked up a couple days ago called Imagio Volume Mousse. I would get in my hand then rub it through my hair. A couple Hours later I would start itching my head alot. This is the only thing I can possibly think it is. For those who know more about the subject...is something as simple as mousse able to give me hives?
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