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Old 01-19-2006, 08:44 AM
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I put the ring into a loaded shotgun, drove by, yelled "WILL YOU MARRY ME?!" and shot her in the face
LOL.........such a romantic.
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Old 01-19-2006, 08:50 AM
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It was Christmas....many...many moons ago....she wanted a jewelry box....i got her one and put the ring in the little pulldown section where you put rings....duh.She accepted and so sealed my fate. 25 years and four kids later and I'M STILL SHACKLED.
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Old 01-19-2006, 09:40 AM
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I bet your lady has the best time in all the world. I would also bet that the two of you play off of each other and entertain everyone. I would also also bet that your kids are among the coolest. Right up there with Rayne's kids.

Shackled my ass...;)
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Old 01-19-2006, 10:09 AM
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Congratulations scouse mac!!!!


My husband told me he bought a special Christmas tree ornament and that I should take a look at it and see if I wanted an inscription put on it.

I picked it off the tree and then said"oh,it opens!"
Inside was a engagement ring,he came over and said "Now I am offically asking you to be my wife".

(He had already asked me 48 hours after we met and I had already accepted-story told in a previous thread:) )


Newb-you're hilarious:cool:
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Old 01-19-2006, 12:27 PM
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LOL.........such a romantic.
and she said "yes" with her dying words. Either that or "asshole," it was kinda hard to tell
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Old 01-19-2006, 12:29 PM
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and she said "yes" with her dying words. Either that or "asshole," it was kinda hard to tell
your a real class act my friend.:D
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Old 01-19-2006, 12:31 PM
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your a real class act my friend.:D
so true.
My story, btw, was the inspiration for that Tim Burton movie, "Big Fish"
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Old 01-19-2006, 12:32 PM
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i did it like this,
i did it like that,
i did it with a wiffle ball bat!!!!
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Old 01-19-2006, 12:48 PM
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Re: How did you do it?

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On Monday I proposed to my girlfriend and for some reason she said yes, but with hindsight I've realized what a shit job I made of it.

I had hinted to her that should I ever ask her it would be on the anniversary of us getting together and as Monday drew to a close she was getting more and more pissed off that I had seemingly forgotten. Obviously I hadn't but thought stringing her along would be funny (it was but not for her!). Just when she was close to going to bed early in a sulk, with the romantic Assault on Precinct 13 (orig.) playing in the background, I asked her. Nothing fancy and no ring (which I had decided would be best if she chose it).

So, I've been wondering if anyone here has done a better job of than me or if anyone had been on the recieving end of such?
let's just say i made a mess of things.

congratulations to you and yours.:)
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Old 01-19-2006, 12:50 PM
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phone call..

stalker'..well do you wanna ??

stubborn'..do i wanna what..?

stalker'...you know ..hook up n shit..

stubborn'..you mean get married..?

stalker'..yeah ..thats what i said..do you wanna.?

stubborn'..is that a proposal..?

stalker'..yeah i s'pose so..hurry up..i gotta get back to work'

stubborn'..can't see why not..em free for the next 2 weeks..

stalker'..ah sweet..we'll do the ring stuff later aye..??but for now you can wear my gaming one..its in the top drawer..on the computer desk.
See you after work then..'
oh yeah..can you make sure i got some clean socks..we will go out tonight for tea to celebrate..
what do you want..mac donalds or wendy's??

that my freind..was how i was proposed to 17 ..almost 18 years ago..!!
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