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Old 01-16-2006, 01:41 PM
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This is a funny thread.
Thanks Zwoti:)
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Old 01-16-2006, 01:46 PM
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The Passion of the Christ

Wanton Violence/Crime (W)
* fighting
* ear amputation
* beating, repeatedly, frequent, including after recent beatings, most intensely graphic and realistic
* physical brutality, repeatedly, often and increasingly brutal
* facial injuries from beatings/brutality
* brutal vicious whipping with graphic injuries, ripping flesh, repeatedly
* driving thorns into scalp
* intensely graphic full-body gore, repeatedly, frequently
* crowd control beatings, repeatedly
* crowd brutalization of near-dead Jesus
* continued beatings/whippings of our already mutilated Lord
* kicking our near-dead Lord
* hand/foot impalement with spikes
* a crow pecking the eyes of the thief to Jesus' right (the one who mocked Jesus as He hung on the Cross)
* spear impalement with exudates

Impudence/Hate (I)
* tormenting by children (who were cast as controlled by Satan)
* mockery of our Lord, repeatedly
* crowd lusting after killing Jesus
* lusting after sadistic brutality
* flash nudity, clearly non-sexual but nudity nonetheless

Sexual Immorality (S)
* none noted

Drugs/Alcohol (D):
* drinking wine, repeatedly [Eph. 5:18]

Offense to God (O)
* flashes of grotesque demons
* images of children as demons
* calling Jesus a fool repeatedly [Matt. 5:22]
* attempts of Satan to tempt and control our Lord and events that would impede Him

Murder/Suicide (M)
* suicide of Judas
* murder of our Lord

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* drinking wine, repeatedly [Eph. 5:18]
And what do these christians drink when they go to church?
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Old 01-16-2006, 02:01 PM
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Old 01-16-2006, 02:03 PM
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Funny, they give CAP red light ratings when films score too high... So that being said, American Psycho and Shark Tale both received red light ratings...

Hmm....
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Old 01-16-2006, 02:07 PM
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Bride of Chucky

* 45 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary in addition to the 15 uses of the most foul word
* presenting police as crooked and flippant disregard for what should be fair authority, and attacks of police personnel
* 12 uses of God's name in vain without the four letter expletive
* inappropriate dress, satanic dress, excessive female breast exposure
* satanic background music
* lies and cheating to enable a meeting against what should be rightful authority
* preparing/planning to commit murder
* sexual offers, vulgar sex talk, sexual innuendo, and sensual mannerisms
* the use of satanic symbolism, i.e., the inverted Cross
* "Will kill anybody but will sleep only with someone I love"
* sleeping next to a dead body scantily dressed
* drinking alcoholic beverages and smoking dope
* brief nudity
* talk of a homosexual relationship
* obscene gestures
* running away to avoid telling the truth
* masked doll sexual intercourse (shadows on the wall with associated sounds and movements)
* assaults and intimidation with firearms, including the taking of hostages
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Old 01-16-2006, 02:16 PM
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I think they are on the right track and more power to them.They're just trying to protect us.
I mean c'mon....who didn't get the homosexual vibe going on between these two.



Fer christ sake....one of em is even named WOODY.
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Old 01-16-2006, 02:23 PM
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Fer christ sake....one of em is even named WOODY.
I heard when they're making love, Buzz screams "To infinity and BEYOND!" at the moment of climax.
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Old 01-16-2006, 02:30 PM
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I'm telling ya......someone has to watch what Hollywood is putting out......next thing ya know there will be movies about gay soldiers or maybe even..........cowboys.:eek:
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Old 01-16-2006, 02:43 PM
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Ok, Ok. Come on guys, take it easy. This puts me in a bad way. I mean, I am Catholic and I love horror films. I just wanted to let you all know that we are not all fanatics. I take my faith seriesly and frankly,no where in the scriptures does it say you can not watch horror films or otherwise. Look, you are always going to have people that object to most everything, but not all of us.On the other hand, I do not let my ten year old watch just anything. I am responsable for him afterall. Besides, some people seem th need a cause(and a soapbox).
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Old 01-16-2006, 03:13 PM
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Saber will you relax! No one on this forum wants to persecute you, except for maybe Sam, but that's because he's a fiend from hell.

It's all good, honey. Just roll with it. I mean, I know that the Catholic Church doesn't go for the idiocy of like, Pat Robertson and the whole group of 700 Club Nazis.
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