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Old 01-15-2006, 05:36 PM
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GUYSSSSS...............................
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well, the spinal cord is IN the penis. I mean, I've gotta carry around my regular spine and all my kidneys too, but I don't mention those.
But of course...


Yet...You know, most guys don't have such an affliction, so I'm sure that it makes it heavier and much more cumbersome...So, it really IS more work, and therefore worth mentioning as pertaining to the subject of whether or not you are lazy, no?
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it sweats pure Fresca
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u are doing this on porpose rn't u?
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But of course...


Yet...You know, most guys don't have such an affliction, so I'm sure that it makes it heavier and much more cumbersome...So, it really IS more work, and therefore worth mentioning as pertaining to the subject of whether or not you are lazy, no?
too true. I actually had to have one of my (rather huge) testicles removed to put in a device to pump extra blood so my big spicy beef dong can actually get hard. If I didn't have it, I'd pass out whenever I got a boner
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Old 01-15-2006, 05:40 PM
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OMG.....you guys are gonna make me so sick
but alas i keep reading cuz its funny as shit so please go on
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Old 01-15-2006, 05:43 PM
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My penis and I built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassinatino. When Oswald shot at him, my penis deflected all the bullets. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement

It was also the sight of my penis that turned George Takei gay
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[B]My penis and I built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassinatino. When Oswald shot at him, my penis deflected all the bullets. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement
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And thus.....the magic bullet theory is upheld......by deflection of a large penis
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My penis and I built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassinatino. When Oswald shot at him, my penis deflected all the bullets. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement

It was also the sight of my penis that turned George Takei gay
mmhmm sure sam
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it's all true. Also, my semen is 106 proof, and I've been told it tastes like the juices of a delicious, medium-cooked T-Bone steak
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