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Life may be hard and you may get scared, But, that is how it is so, be prepared. I want you to know that the world is mean, On the other side of the fence, grass isn't always green. Look to a friend or someone you trust, Holding them close is kind of a must. You'll need to be strong and not too proud, If you are afraid, just get loud. Stand up for what it is you believe, If you fail, dont give up and leave. Be yourself and don't let anyone change you, To yourself always, and I mean always, stay true. Follow your heart where ever it leads, But, remember life goes on when it bleeds. No matter what happens I will always care, Give up on you is something I wouldn't dare. "Everybody needs a little wood" peace and out... ~The Wood 
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Life may be hard and you may get scared, But, that is how it is so, be prepared. I want you to know that the world is mean, On the other side of the fence, grass isn't always green. Look to a friend or someone you trust, Holding them close is kind of a must. You'll need to be strong and not too proud, If you are afraid, just get loud. Stand up for what it is you believe, If you fail, dont give up and leave. Be yourself and don't let anyone change you, To yourself always, and I mean always, stay true. Follow your heart where ever it leads, But, remember life goes on when it bleeds. No matter what happens I will always care, Give up on you is something I wouldn't dare. "Everybody needs a little wood" peace and out... ~The Wood
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I did one, too:
jill020306: hey what is going on? The Sam The Egg: a stranger is calling you jill020306: i could really chat right now. ask me what bobby did. The Sam The Egg: no jill020306: ok, fine. The Sam The Egg: fine, then jill020306: fine. The Sam The Egg: fine jill020306: ok, fine. The Sam The Egg: alright jill020306: yes, all right. anyway, what else do u want 2 talk about? The Sam The Egg: want to cyber? jill020306: sorry, not interested... The Sam The Egg: well fuck you, then jill020306: please do not insult me. The Sam The Egg: I'll insult you all I want, butt face! jill020306: oh yes? u will insult me all u want butt face? The Sam The Egg: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! jill020306: what's so funny? The Sam The Egg: your mom jill020306: all right. my very own mom. The Sam The Egg: OMG BURN! jill020306: u ok? The Sam The Egg: yeah jill020306: yes anyway... i am kinda freakin out. The Sam The Egg: so? jill020306: why is he asking me 2 check the children? The Sam The Egg: cause he wants to have sex with the children jill020306: i think i am going crazy. will u call me? The Sam The Egg: no jill020306: fine. well. anyway... The Sam The Egg: anyways jill020306: yes, anwyay... can we talk about this weird guy that keeps calling and calling cuz it's really starting 2 freak me out. The Sam The Egg: no jill020306: he keeps asking me 2 check the children. The Sam The Egg: I don't care jill020306: i think he can c me. look, all my friends r at a party - u need 2 call me and listen in on this call. The Sam The Egg: your typing and grammar both suck jill020306: and grammar both suck? oh? The Sam The Egg: yes jill020306: so? The Sam The Egg: it's irritating jill020306: is it irritating? The Sam The Egg: yes jill020306: why? The Sam The Egg: because jill020306: 'cause what? The Sam The Egg: you should spell out your words jill020306: wouldn't u like me 2 spell out my words? The Sam The Egg: no jill020306: no? u sure? The Sam The Egg: I'd like you to take your top off and climb on my lap jill020306: u want me 2 take i am top off and climb on your lap? The Sam The Egg: you should check the children jill020306: and take the chance of waking them up? no way. The Sam The Egg: you should have sex with the children jill020306: should i have sex with the children? The Sam The Egg: yes jill020306: uh huh The Sam The Egg: uh huh jill020306: yes? The Sam The Egg: yes jill020306: i c The Sam The Egg: me too jill020306: u too, huh? huh... well. anyway... look, this guy keeps calling over here and its starting 2 freak me out ? i think i'm just going crazy. The Sam The Egg: so, ever hear of this movie When A Stranger Calls? jill020306: he keeps calling and telling me 2 check the children. The Sam The Egg: it sucks jill020306: i think i am going crazy. will u call me? The Sam The Egg: no jill020306: ok. The Sam The Egg: alright jill020306: alright. The Sam The Egg: fine, then jill020306: ok, fine. brb. phone. i hope it's not that guy. The Sam The Egg: HE'S INSIDE THE HOUSE!!! The Sam The Egg: OMG RUN YOU CRAZY SLUT HE'S IN THE HOUSE! jill020306: omg. The Sam The Egg: HE'S PUTTING HIMSELF IN THE KIDS! jill020306: i think he can c me. The Sam The Egg: THAT'S CAUSE HE'S INSIDE THE HOUSE! jill020306: omg. omg. The Sam The Egg: HE'S INSIDE THE HOUSE AND INSIDE THE KIDS! jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank? The Sam The Egg: KID RAPE! jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do? The Sam The Egg: KID RAPE! jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in. The Sam The Egg: You want to 3-way with me? jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675. The Sam The Egg: ew jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay? The Sam The Egg: no The Sam The Egg: 3====0 The Sam The Egg: LOL BONER!!! The Sam The Egg: ... jill020306: ugh. it's the stupid phone again. hold on. i'm going 2 find out if this is bobby or one of his stupid friends. The Sam The Egg: you're stupid The Sam The Egg: God, I hope you die jill020306: omg. it was him. he talked 2 me this time. he asked about the children. The Sam The Egg: I HOPE HE KILLS YOU! jill020306: i think he can c me. The Sam The Egg: TWICE! jill020306: omg! omg! The Sam The Egg: OMG TRY AND INTICE HIM WITH SEXUAL FAVORS!@ jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank? The Sam The Egg: NO! jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do? The Sam The Egg: NO NO NO! jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in. The Sam The Egg: no jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675. The Sam The Egg: no jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay? The Sam The Egg: no The Sam The Egg: my spoon's too big The Sam The Egg: wanna have sex? The Sam The Egg: JILL! jill020306: hold on. it's the phone. brb The Sam The Egg: HE'S IN THE HOUSE! The Sam The Egg: ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? LISTEN: HE jill020306: omg. The Sam The Egg: IS jill020306: i think he can c me. The Sam The Egg: IN jill020306: omg. omg. The Sam The Egg: THE jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank? The Sam The Egg: HOUSE! jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do? The Sam The Egg: I think you should lick my asshole jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in. The Sam The Egg: :P(|) jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675. The Sam The Egg: no jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay? The Sam The Egg: fuck you The Sam The Egg: fuck you nine times
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i imed her before the movie came out. my convos arent as funny as you guys'. but, then again, i have zero tolerance for these things.
PoShEr778: have you checked the children? jill020306: i've been getting these really creepy phone calls. i'd feel better if u would talk 2 me for a little while. ask me what happened. jill020306: so i am walking 2 third period and i c bobby and my best friend tiffany kissing in the hallway. how more obvious can u be? PoShEr778: have you checked the children jill020306: so i broke up with him. PoShEr778: have you checked the children jill020306: and she and i r fighting. me: HAVE YOU CHECKED THE CHILDREN jill: i'm fine, thanks. me: HAVE YOU CHECKED THE CHILDREN jill: omg omg. i'm getting these creepy phone calls. ask me what happened. me:fine. don't check the children... see what happens when the children CHECK YOU!!! jill: i saw bobby cheating on me. (enraged and depressed, i leave the computer, a little less life inside)
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