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I shrunk the picture big time, I might fix this one and do more. I want to go all out and make some really realistic looking ones and see if I can pass them off as real. I probably won't though, too lazy. (plus don't want syrupy blood shit mess) hah
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I humbly submit a poem by Bill O'Reilly. George Bush talks to Jesus, ya know... and Bill O'Reilly talks to George Bush.
'Twas the night before Solstice, and all through the land the ACLU was watching to keep things in hand. The children were nestled all snug in their beds, while forces kept Christmas out of their heads. When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, I sprang from my bed and heard desperate chatter. Someone had seen my manger display, And wailed very loudly - go away, go away. How could I be so crass, so utterly wrong So show the infant Jesus and sing him a song? And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof An ACLU lawyer, looking stern and aloof. No manger! No caroling! he said with a snort, And if you don't comply immediately, I'll take you to court! He was chubby and plump, a right surly old elf, And I laughed when I saw him in spite of myself. He dallied no more, but went straight to his phone Lamenting the manger, in a most pitiful moan. But I in the spirit, said nothing unkind Christmas is forgiveness whatever you find. A wink of his eye and a twist of his head, Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread. Christmas will survive, the folks will demand it, Even if secular lawyers will not understand it. Then I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight, Happy Solstice to all, and to all a good night! Doesn't it make you all warm inside to know, somewhere out there, Bill O'Reilly is making sure EVERYONE BELIEVES IN CHRISTMAS....
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Try doing one where you're putting a Pat Boone cd on with one hand, and you're holding a Dr. Phil book in the other.
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Yeah, like Saskatchewan isn't hang yourself boring.
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