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12-02-2005, 01:59 PM
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My wife is an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. A woman says to a man, "I haven't seen you around here." "Yes, I just got out of jail for killing my wife." "So you're single…." Take my wife, please! I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed? I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife every finds out, she'll kill me! My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food..... She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
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12-02-2005, 02:37 PM
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I don't like salsa.
Oreo crumbs get stuck in your teeth and make your gums look black. What's the difference between a crumb and a nugget?
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Its all opinion based.. I dont believe there is a scientific definition of a crumb.
Now a branch is any apendage off of a tree trunk, a stick is any non primary branch that has been removed from a tree and a sliver is a piece of wood that is sharp enough to enter your skin w a sliding motion.
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12-02-2005, 08:05 PM
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well then everything is a crumb, unless there are no trashcans nearby. If there aren't any nearby, then nothing is a crumb
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