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Old 11-24-2005, 07:04 PM
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Van Helsing is probably the worst movie I've ever seen. I've managed to blot most of it from my memory, but sometimes it creeps back through.
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Old 11-24-2005, 07:22 PM
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so true ..that movie put me to sleep ..
talk aboput drawn out. :rolleyes:

ah and elvis ..fellow kiwi..plz tell me you didnt cry..LOL
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Old 11-24-2005, 07:42 PM
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ah and elvis ..fellow kiwi..plz tell me you didnt cry..LOL
nope no tears here :)
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Old 11-25-2005, 04:00 PM
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I'd like to nominate any of the Blade movies, as well as the ridiculous remakes of The Haunting and House on Haunted Hill.
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Old 11-25-2005, 04:03 PM
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Independance Day was the biggest load of shit. Real shame because it could've been great.
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Old 11-25-2005, 04:08 PM
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Return of the Living Dead
Sororiety Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-Orama
Chopping Mall

Now on to more sophisticated pieces of shit:

Sorry folks.... House of 1000 Corpses sucked, no matter how cool Bill Mosely is, that movie was a total disapointment. I intend to see Devil's Rejects now that it's out on video.

Moving on
Alien3 and Alien Reserection
Alien V. Predator
I kinda want to say, Day of the Dead, but it wasn't that bad.
Nightmare on Elm St 2
Yes, indeed 9th Gate blew chunks
Both Blade movies were shit.

I can't speak for everyone so I just speak for myself and the voices in my head.
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Old 11-25-2005, 04:10 PM
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Couple I think really Suck....

The Satanic Rites Of Dracula
Zodiac Killer
The Revolting Dead
Friday the 13th 8 Jason Takes Manhattan
The Skeleton Key
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The naked belly, full of cysts
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I know inside this ones the best
As I eat the rotting chest
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Old 11-26-2005, 08:16 AM
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There's really a movie called The Satanic Rites of Dracula?

Hoo-funny.

I want to add another to the pot and this was inspired: Satan's Cheerleaders.

Coach: Well I'll be damned
Head blonde cheerleader: Probably
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Old 11-26-2005, 08:39 AM
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There's also A "Satan's School For Girls".
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Old 11-26-2005, 09:12 AM
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The Satanic Rites Of Dracula
peter cushing.......christopher lee

by definition you HAVE to be wrong
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