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Van Helsing is probably the worst movie I've ever seen. I've managed to blot most of it from my memory, but sometimes it creeps back through.
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so true ..that movie put me to sleep ..
talk aboput drawn out. :rolleyes: ah and elvis ..fellow kiwi..plz tell me you didnt cry..LOL
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I'd like to nominate any of the Blade movies, as well as the ridiculous remakes of The Haunting and House on Haunted Hill.
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Independance Day was the biggest load of shit. Real shame because it could've been great.
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Return of the Living Dead
Sororiety Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-Orama Chopping Mall Now on to more sophisticated pieces of shit: Sorry folks.... House of 1000 Corpses sucked, no matter how cool Bill Mosely is, that movie was a total disapointment. I intend to see Devil's Rejects now that it's out on video. Moving on Alien3 and Alien Reserection Alien V. Predator I kinda want to say, Day of the Dead, but it wasn't that bad. Nightmare on Elm St 2 Yes, indeed 9th Gate blew chunks Both Blade movies were shit. I can't speak for everyone so I just speak for myself and the voices in my head.
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Couple I think really Suck....
The Satanic Rites Of Dracula Zodiac Killer The Revolting Dead Friday the 13th 8 Jason Takes Manhattan The Skeleton Key
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There's really a movie called The Satanic Rites of Dracula?
Hoo-funny. I want to add another to the pot and this was inspired: Satan's Cheerleaders. Coach: Well I'll be damned Head blonde cheerleader: Probably
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There's also A "Satan's School For Girls".
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by definition you HAVE to be wrong |
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