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Old 10-19-2005, 09:38 AM
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Old 10-19-2005, 09:40 AM
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Wow, man!!! That was a little different....Remind me not to start dating any Hooter girls, they might not live too long...;) :D
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Old 10-19-2005, 10:30 AM
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real good story mate :rolleyes: ok but honestly......I want my time back.
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Old 10-19-2005, 11:17 AM
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Well - I'm sure Brett Easton Ellis is sleeping easier now that he's read the "competition" for sick misogyny.

That said, what part does the "bloomin onion" come from?
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Old 10-19-2005, 11:40 AM
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Re: Hooters

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An Evening At 'Hooters'

'Hi I'm Suzi & I'll be your waitress for this evening. Will you be dining or would you just like a drink?"

"I think I'll just have a beer for now. A Bud please."

"Sure, take a seat here and I'll fetch it for you."

SUZI

Joe admired the waitress as she walked away. She was a stunning blonde with a perfect figure. As Joe looked around the room, he noticed a group of four men sat on a table in the corner who were sharing a joke with another beautiful waitress. Suzi returned with his drink.

"Here you go," she smiled.

As she put the drink in front of him, a cheer came up from the corner.

"Oh great," said Suzi "They're going to do Anna."

"What do you mean?" Joe asked

"We're having a special tonight," she told him "You can have anything off of the menu - including any of the waitresses."

Joe frowned and Suzi explained.

"Look over there," she pointed "We're using that as the execution area,

we've got some expert butchers working in the kitchen tonight - so all of the girls have volunteered to go on the menu." Suzi smiled at Anna "Look at that ass - she's going to make some fine steaks." She took Joe by the hand "Stand up or you'll miss it."

Anna came forward and knelt at a chopping block in the middle of the room. A man dressed in Chef's whites appeared carrying a large axe.

ANNA

"Okay Anna," he smiled "Where's the order.?"

Anna took out her pen and pad, and scribbled down the order - 3 rump steaks, 1 thigh steak.

The chef took the order and turned to the four men who were eagerly waiting. "It'll take about 20 minutes, is that okay guys?" They all nodded without speaking.

The chef handed Anna a length of orange ribbon that matched her uniform. She took the ribbon and revealing a slender neck, tied her long dark hair into a ponytail. She smiled at the four men "I hope you enjoy your meal."

"Okay, enough chat," said the chef "We've got work to do."

"Sorry chef." Anna replied "You're right we are busy tonight." She leant forward and stretched her neck over the block. Taking aim, the chef placed the axe gently on the back of Anna's neck. Slowly he lifted it high above his head, then without hesitating, brought it crashing back down. The axe was razor sharp, and it sliced through Anna's neck with great ease. The room cheered as Anna's beautiful head was chopped clean off.

The chef shouted to the kitchen "Anna's done....3 rumps and a thigh steak!" 2 men appeared and carried Anna to the kitchens.

Suzi turned to Joe and noticed the bulge in his pants. "Yes, I enjoyed that as well." She smiled.

Joe was a little embarrassed, but was not going to miss his opportunity. "So how many girls have agreed to this?" He asked.

"All of us, just for tonight, it's good for business."

"So how about you?"

"I've just started my shift, I served a couple of guys with a beer and then you. I was a bit disappointed when you said you weren't dining."

"Bbutt.....you're on the menu?"

"Sure," she took Joes' hand and placed it firmly on her left buttock "That's prime rump steak, I work out regularly you know."

Joe looked deep into her eyes "I suddenly feel quite hungry." He told her.

"Yehaaay!!!......I was hoping you'd say that."

"It just seems a waste for one steak." He frowned.

"We are here to serve your needs." She assured him. She leant forward and whispered in Joes ear "Don't tell anyone that I told you,... but the kitchen staff will enjoy a few ribs at the end of their shift." She put her fingers to her lips "Ssshhhh......don't tell."

Joe nodded. "There's just one thing." He went into his pocket and showed Suzi his HARLEQUIN authorization card. "Could I do you myself?"

"Mmm,....Chef can be a bit awkward at times," she told him "He likes to butcher his own meat. But he owes me a favour, so I'll see what I can do." Suzi winked then walked towards the kitchens.

Joe once more looked around the room as he drank his beer. He looked closely at the waitresses. Everyone of them was quite beautiful and they were all enjoying their work this evening.

Suzi soon returned with a huge smile on her face "He said you can do me, he said he's too busy for executions anyway......started moaning about how we should have a full time headsman on 'Special' nights. Oh I'm so lucky, I've always wanted to be executed by a HARLEQUIN headsman."

Joe returned her smile "We are very well trained."

Suzi lowered her voice to almost a whisper. "Can I ask you a favour?"

Joe nodded "Sure."

"I know it's against company policy, but would you mind if I took you in my mouth before you do me. You see, it's kind of a fantasy that I've had for ages - I've always fantasized that my executioners' cum would be in my throat when my head is chopped off."

Again Joe nodded.

"Oh thanks sooo much." Suzi dropped to her kness and undid Joes' flies. Her eyes lit up as she took out his full nine inches. "This really is my lucky night." She smiled.

Expertly she ran her tongue over the head and along the shaft, then slowly she took him into her mouth and slowly down into her throat. Deeper and deeper it went, her throat muscles tightening then relaxing around him. Joe put his hands on the back of Suzi's head, he held her firmly, then began thrusting into her with great force. Suzi moaned with pleasure as he violently fucked her beautiful mouth. Eventually he exploded inside of her, Suzi swallowed every drop, she had never known anyone cum as hard or as long as this.

She licked her lips, brushed down her hair and smiled at him "Thank you so much....now would you like to execute me?" Once more she took Joe by the hand. The room fell silent as they approached the block.

Suzi scribbled on her pad - 1 rump steak She placed the order on the counter, then knelt at the block. A waitress walked by and passed Suzi a length of orange ribbon. "Tut tut, uniform Suzi."

Suzi thanked her and as Anna had done previously, she tied her hair up into a ponytail. She looked up at Joe "That should help give you a good target."

Joe was passed the axe and Suzi leant forward over the block. She smiled once more at Joe "I hope you enjoy your meal."

Joe adjusted her ponytail and ribbon so that he could have a clear shot at her neck. Suzi felt herself cum as he touched her bare skin. He took aim and placed the axe just above Suzi's neck.

In one swift and skilled swing, he brought the axe up, than down in a perfect arc. The other waitresses looked on enviously at the professional at work. The axe came down with great force and easily sliced through Suzi's neck, with a thud it stuck into the block, and Suzi's beautiful head was chopped off.

"Suzi's done....1 rump steak."

....and I thought I was fucked-up.
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Old 10-19-2005, 12:41 PM
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Old 10-19-2005, 01:37 PM
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Old 10-19-2005, 04:03 PM
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Old 10-19-2005, 04:04 PM
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Well - I'm sure Brett Easton Ellis is sleeping easier now that he's read the "competition" for sick misogyny.
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