Go Back   Horror.com Forums - Talk about horror. > Horror Movie Discussion > Latest Horror Movies
Register FAQ Community Calendar

Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #11  
Old 08-18-2005, 07:20 AM
Preacher's Avatar
Preacher Preacher is offline
Run, you fools!!!
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: England.....where the castles are.
Posts: 655
Re: Have You Heard About The "CORPSES ARE FOREVER" Movie Curse?

Quote:
Originally posted by Dan Rierson
Hello my friends,

My name is Dan rierson, and I am here to post about the indie horror movie "CORPSES ARE FOREVER". It is responsible for the death of my friend Sandy, and not only his death, but the film is linked to a few unexplained sudden death cases around the US, and now I am hearing reports each day of things occuring in the UK.

I know this sounds crazy, but all I can do is warn you to stay away from the film CORPSES ARE FOREVER, because it has a strange power over people that is somehow sucking their lifeblood away from them.

Well, I don't want to get too Edgar Allen Poe here, but it is the truth, Please check out my website for more info.

thank you for your time,

Dan.

http://www.geocities.com/corpsesmovi...oviecurse.html
Yes my friends. Dont forget to stay away from 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' (only £9.99 from your local WHSmith. Yes I even shudder every time i say 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' and think about the free 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' T-shirt you get when you buy 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' at the 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' website 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER'.com.

Believe me that 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' isn't just hype my friends like when they said the same thing about The Exorcist and Poltergeist. 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' comes with its official 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' curse and a 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' certificate to proove it.

God save me. The 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' has changed me from a film maker to a 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' stamped nob head with 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' shit for brains.

DO NOT WATCH 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' YORSELVES or the same 'CORPSES ARE FOREVER' curse will happen to you.

Thanx

Mike Rotch

'CORPSES ARE FOREVER''CORPSES ARE FOREVER''CORPSES ARE FOREVER''CORPSES ARE FOREVER''CORPSES ARE FOREVER''CORPSES ARE FOREVER''CORPSES ARE FOREVER''CORPSES ARE FOREVER''CORPSES ARE FOREVER''CORPSES ARE FOREVER''CORPSES ARE FOREVER''CORPSES ARE FOREVER''CORPSES ARE FOREVER'
__________________
Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun) -Eddie Izzard.

“I could catch a monkey. If I was starving I could. I’d make poison darts out of the poison of the deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself and you’d be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times.” - Gareth from The Office

“Life is just a series of peaks and troughs. And you don’t know whether you’re in a trough until you’re climbing out, or on a peak until you’re coming down. And that’s it you know, you never know what’s round the corner. But it’s all good. ‘If you want the rainbow, you’ve gotta put up with the rain.’ Do you know which philosopher said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she’s just a big pair of tits.” - David Brent
Reply With Quote
  #12  
Old 08-18-2005, 07:33 AM
MisterSadistro's Avatar
MisterSadistro MisterSadistro is offline
Can you dig it ?
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Chicago
Posts: 1,632
Quote:
Agreed there.

Notice that he's been long gone since about 4 minutes after his first post...I really hate spammers.
Sometimes they bother me, too, but just a little, tiny bit. I usually just ignore it :D LMAO I loathe nothing more than the drive-by spammers. I've been here for over a year now and I still won't mention a title of anything I'm working on. When I wrap up this Fall's shoot, I'll send out screeners to anyone here who wants one. That's just common sense if you want to get any buzz going about your film. People need to see it. Why try selling it under stupid circumstances like "someone died in it" ?
CK
Reply With Quote
  #13  
Old 08-18-2005, 07:36 AM
urgeok's Avatar
urgeok urgeok is offline
Banned

 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 19,465
maybe he died after seeing it...

his name was on the credits and they refused to take it off.


ps .. Sandy sounds like a dogs name - like a golden retriever..
Reply With Quote
  #14  
Old 08-18-2005, 07:41 AM
MisterSadistro's Avatar
MisterSadistro MisterSadistro is offline
Can you dig it ?
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Chicago
Posts: 1,632
Perhaps he died of embarassment from being associated with such a stupid PR plan. I wish Sandy the golden retriever would bury this film (and the genius behind the promo) in the yard. I'm sure it would make terrific fertilizer.
CK
Reply With Quote
  #15  
Old 08-18-2005, 01:47 PM
alkytrio666's Avatar
alkytrio666 alkytrio666 is offline
Tenant

 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Los Angeles, USA
Posts: 8,184
What'd MisterSadistro get banned for?! And when? Or is that just what he wrote as his title...?
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #16  
Old 08-18-2005, 02:12 PM
MisterSadistro's Avatar
MisterSadistro MisterSadistro is offline
Can you dig it ?
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Chicago
Posts: 1,632
Quote:
What'd MisterSadistro get banned for?! And when? Or is that just what he wrote as his title...?
Just a title. I couldn't think of anything clever this morning to fit into the 25 letters or less space that could be humorous, offensive and thought provoking at the same time. I even drank coffee. Nothing.
CK
Reply With Quote
  #17  
Old 08-18-2005, 02:16 PM
alkytrio666's Avatar
alkytrio666 alkytrio666 is offline
Tenant

 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Los Angeles, USA
Posts: 8,184
Quote:
Originally posted by MisterSadistro
Just a title. I couldn't think of anything clever this morning to fit into the 25 letters or less space that could be humorous, offensive and thought provoking at the same time. I even drank coffee. Nothing.
CK
Ahh. i like, I like.

You live in Chicago? Right on, man. Illinoisans gots t' stick together.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #18  
Old 08-18-2005, 02:32 PM
MisterSadistro's Avatar
MisterSadistro MisterSadistro is offline
Can you dig it ?
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Chicago
Posts: 1,632
Where are you located (without me looking it up or sounding like some internet predator LOL)?
CK
Reply With Quote
  #19  
Old 08-18-2005, 04:03 PM
The STE's Avatar
The STE The STE is offline
The Emperor of America
 
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Dr. Zaius
Posts: 7,670
Send a message via AIM to The STE
isn't this the movie where you die 7 days after you see it?
__________________

===

WATCH MY MOVIES(UPDATED: 5/7/08, "No Exit")
RING OF HONOR: BEST WRESTLING IN THE WORLD


TOO GOOD FOR THE HDC BATTLE ROYALE
Reply With Quote
  #20  
Old 08-18-2005, 05:02 PM
Angra's Avatar
Angra Angra is offline
No, fuck YOU


 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Right behind you!!!
Posts: 16,248
Re: Have You Heard About The "CORPSES ARE FOREVER" Movie Curse?

Quote:
Originally posted by Dan Rierson
Hello my friends,

My name is Dan rierson, and I am here to post about the indie horror movie "CORPSES ARE FOREVER". It is responsible for the death of my friend Sandy, and not only his death, but the film is linked to a few unexplained sudden death cases around the US, and now I am hearing reports each day of things occuring in the UK.

I know this sounds crazy, but all I can do is warn you to stay away from the film CORPSES ARE FOREVER, because it has a strange power over people that is somehow sucking their lifeblood away from them.

Well, I don't want to get too Edgar Allen Poe here, but it is the truth, Please check out my website for more info.

thank you for your time,

Dan.

http://www.geocities.com/corpsesmovi...oviecurse.html


Dan, watch the damn movie yourself. And if the first viewing doesn´t do the trick, please watch it again, and again, and again, and again... Etc.
__________________
I'm right. It's the rest of the world that's wrong.
Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 07:01 AM.