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Old 07-22-2005, 10:25 AM
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LMFAO

Why does a werewolf lick his balls???


Because he can.


And I would do it on the living room floor in front of company.

I have no shame.
Damn straight....they want to blame me everytime one of them fart...."Oh my...the werewolf must have farted".

And just wait until i get a hold of them new Nike's.
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Old 07-22-2005, 10:34 AM
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Damn straight....they want to blame me everytime one of them fart...."Oh my...the werewolf must have farted".

And just wait until i get a hold of them new Nike's.
LMAO


In the voice of George Carlin

* I think the werewolf farted. I saw his asshole open up."
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Old 07-22-2005, 10:37 AM
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Oh and just wait till they leave me alone in the house.....I would show them.....there would be mysterious yellow stains on their pillows! lol :eek:
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Old 07-22-2005, 10:51 AM
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I thought it'd be like a ultra sped-up version of the Fly's transformation in The Fly '86. When the change begins, you are aware and afraid, as it continues you begin to embrace it, then in the final stage you become completly as the wolf....then you lick your balls and piss on fire hydrents:p
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Old 07-22-2005, 11:18 AM
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DROOL...DROOL.....hungry....want food! Want food! What's that smell??!?!! I wanna poop! I want food! What's that smell??!?!! I run, I run, all over park, what's that smell??!?!! Mouse in tree, can't get, must find food. Oooo look people! I get 'em. RRRROWF! SNARL! Well two outta three ain't bad.
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Old 07-22-2005, 12:27 PM
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DROOL...DROOL.....hungry....want food! Want food! What's that smell??!?!! I wanna poop! I want food! What's that smell??!?!! I run, I run, all over park, what's that smell??!?!! Mouse in tree, can't get, must find food. Oooo look people! I get 'em. RRRROWF! SNARL! Well two outta three ain't bad.
ROTFLMFAO

You forgot one.

Whats that noise?? Twist head.
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Old 07-22-2005, 03:39 PM
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That's funny, hellboy.

I've not seen anyone post the simple fact that wolves, by nature, will not attack humans (unless they are unbelievably desperate), so why would a werewolf? See that might be where the human mind comes in. It associates with human society. The werewolf, is going to driven to food at some point in her metamorphosed state. human mind+wolf mind= humans fair game.

What do you guys think?
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That's funny, hellboy.

I've not seen anyone post the simple fact that wolves, by nature, will not attack humans (unless they are unbelievably desperate), so why would a werewolf? See that might be where the human mind comes in. It associates with human society. The werewolf, is going to driven to food at some point in her metamorphosed state. human mind+wolf mind= humans fair game.

What do you guys think?
See, now that's probably true but movies tend to take it towards killing people because it looks cool to the audience. I'm sure if werewolves existed, once the transformation happened the brain would operate solely on animalistic instincts.
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Old 07-23-2005, 10:27 AM
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See, now that's probably true but movies tend to take it towards killing people because it looks cool to the audience. I'm sure if werewolves existed, once the transformation happened the brain would operate solely on animalistic instincts.
Thats true about films, but a humans instinct is all about survival.

ANy human in an extreme situation would kill another human to survive.

I dont think I know of any other creature on earth that can be so brutal to its own kind. Except maybe chimpanzees.

Haunted is right, wolves in the wild avoid and fear people. Maybe they know something we dont. I think what makes a werewolf a killer of humans is the human aspect of the werewolf mind.
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