Crazy Neighbors

[jenna26]

Originally posted by hellboy
Well, then I got nothing.:confused:



Oh wait, you could run around the yard in circles carrying an axe yelling "Stop moving, this will only take a second!" Then maybe he'll think his life isnt that bad.:D

Hmmmmmmm......good plan.....then the whole neighborhood will think I am the one that is insane and I won't have to deal with any of them ever again. I like this....:p

[jenna26]

Originally posted by hellboy
Exactly. You act like it stopped, swing, act like ya killed it, then call the boys name out as loud as you can, tell him not to move, you'll be right over. LMFAO!!!!!!

LMAO.....liking this better and better....

except he is probably armed....everyone else is around these parts....:p

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by meetthecreeper
This is what you should do, smear Karo syrup with red food coloring all over your face and make sure to put plenty on your clothes.

When they pull into the drive run out the door screaming bloody murder. Something to the effect -THEYRE ALL DEAD THEYRE ALL DEAD-run up to the car and jump on the hood and scream hysterically through the winshield.

It helps if you can splash a little blood on the window, or if the driver or passenger window is open, splash a little on their faces. Make sure you warm the Karo in the microwave, careful dont get burned.

MMMMMMMMM warm blood

That ought to get them to stop that shit. Or leave your car at the end of the driveway for a few days, that usually gives them the message.

LMAO!! That would probably do the trick ;)

I've thought about doing the car thing...but I'm afraid that they're so used to using my driveway, they wouldn't even see the car and they'd just plow through it...I get the impression that when they're leaving at 3 AM they're a little...drunk...so, I'm not sure I want to subject my poor civic to that :p

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by jenna26
I have a 17 year old psycho living next to me....he is always yelling obscenities at his mother and father. I think they are afraid of him. They fight all the time, sometimes at three or four in the morning, and very loudly. I almost had to call the police one night. I really don't want to do that, I would prefer they handle it themselves. Problem is I'm kind of scared of him too....LOL.

Yikes. Yeah....I really don't want to start problems either, or make enemies...but I feel like they're asking for it ;)
I'm really easy going and laid back, but for some reason it's just really getting under my skin...I guess it's just the general impoliteness of it all.

[ItsAlive75]

Here's what you do...

Hire me for five dollars and I'll sit in your driveway in full chainmail armor, holding a giant broad sword. Once they pull into the driveway I'll just start screeching like a woman and waving this sword around.

If that doesn't work... uh... just buy a gun and start shooting.

[barbra]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Yeah, I've actually thought about that...or putting spikes down;) muahahahah.
I really just don't want to start any problems...but it might be time to take action.

I know some one who was in the same position you're in and did that, but their grass was getting torn up and they were threatend with eviction

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Here's what you do...

Hire me for five dollars and I'll sit in your driveway in full chainmail armor, holding a giant broad sword. Once they pull into the driveway I'll just start screeching like a woman and waving this sword around.

If that doesn't work... uh... just buy a gun and start shooting.

LOL...I wouldn't even care if it didn't work, it'd be worth it just to see you do that...I think I'd even pay more than $5 just to see it....like $5.25 :p

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
LOL...I wouldn't even care if it didn't work, it'd be worth it just to see you do that...I think I'd even pay more than $5 just to see it....like $5.25 :p

Cool, I could spend that extra 25 cents on bubble gum or somethin... or 1/3 of a game of pool at Sports Column, my favorite bar...

or laundry.:D

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
There are constantly people over at their house...I mean like 6-8 cars per day....that's not really my problem though...my problem is that all of those cars use my driveway to turn around in when they're leaving my street. SO...about 15-20 times per day/afternoon/night/...somebody's using my driveway to turn around in.

So...Just invite 'em over for dinner ;) :D


Seriously tho...I had this EXACT problem about 15 years ago...Then, I moved...No problems since...

[ItsAlive75]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
So...Just invite 'em over for dinner ;) :D


Seriously tho...I had this EXACT problem about 15 years ago...Then, I moved...No problems since...

See Moonlit Meadow, there's your solution! Just move away! YAY!