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07-13-2005, 07:57 AM
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There goes more of that intimate encounter: Say you're in a haunted house. Ya see a spook...so it isn't real unless it cops a feel, right?
You hear icy words, "Ooh nice," and then something grabs your butt or your crotch. Okay...I'm sorry. I'll stop. "Intimate encounter" just sounds like a phone sex line, when in fact it's a very good way of putting someone's ghostly experience. I just wanted to be silly. I do, however, have to pose this question: For all of you "naysayers:" Do you think you'd be frightened if you did happen to experience some sort of haunting?
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Yeah... yeah, sex with a ghost would be really creepy and unsettling.
Good thing I don't believe in em', or I'd be having nightmares about being groped by some dead old Las Vegas bar-fly. "Seriously ma'am, stop it." "Ahhh, come on sweetcheeks. You know youz likes it."
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I believe in ghosts.
I think my house is haunted. I hear my stairs creak when nobody's around
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07-13-2005, 07:25 PM
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i wont say that they exist nor will i say that they dont
i have no problem living in the mystery. the same goes with God, Satan, aliens, Mormons (i kid i kid)
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