Talentless hacks everyone should be aware of

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Vodstok



I thin k i can say, without arrogance, that even without a college degree at all, i can write circles around that asshole....

same here

[Vodstok]

Yet we struggle and he has 4 more fucking movies on the hotplate....

[ShankS]

Far Cry, excellent game, but I fear the worst for the film........Uwe Boll has the script. :(

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by ShankS
Far Cry, excellent game, but I fear the worst for the film........Uwe Boll has the script. :(

that's another one he's going to severly fuck up


he's doing Bloodrayne as well, sorry Rayne but your movie is going to suck.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Yet we struggle and he has 4 more fucking movies on the hotplate....

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[Vodstok]

Doing bloodrayne? Does she know? I seriously doubt she would fuck this guy:



Yes folks, that is the face of the enemy....

Ugly nazi motherfucker.....

Hey, i bet moonsorrow doesnt live to far from him. he could take a boat south, then a car, and run his legs over.

Okay, maybe his head too.

[Haunted]

Heather Graham- she may be beautiful, but she can't act for shit.
Rose McGowan- See above
Daryl Hannah: see above, except in the Kill Bill flics.
Ice T- He should stick with rap and death metal
Kate Bosworth- they could show a movie on her forehead

[Vodstok]

Soeaking of giant heads, does anyone else think that James Vanderbeek has an enormous melon?

I dont know what it is... he just looks like his head could double for the hindenberg. I bet they had to buy a special double sized helmet for Varsity blues.


"I dont want, you laf!"

"I dont want your head... jesus, how do you stand up straight? you must have stronger neck muscles than a giraffe!"

[ChEEbA]

It's unfortunate that this Boll guy is also doing a movie adaptation of one of my alltime FAVOURITE games, Dungeon Siege. I just KNOW that's gonna end up like another dungeons and dragons.
Also, FEAR EFFECT! That game had a great plot, as did the sequel, and I just KNOW this isn't gonna be any better than alone in the dark, I assume the same for Far Cry.

I hate to admit it, but, I'll probably TRY and sit through some of these films...and hate them...but hey, who knows, maybe, just maybe the guy has been taking lessons on "how to direct movies that aren't complete fucking uwe boll peices of shit"?

Ice T

I don't agree, IMO he's the ONE rapper that's proven that he can act, whatsoever. He's quite good on svu. I've seen his earlier movies in which he was just pretty much typecast as his rap persona, and I agree he ddn't show much promise there (even though I enjoyed "surviving the game", it wasn't really about his acting.), however, in the long run, I think he's been getting better and better, just see some of his earlier film appearances, and I'm sure that by comparison, you'll agree it's been on an uphill climb, and by comparison with OTHER rappers, he's definately on top of things, but whatever, each to their own.

I myself HATE Paul Walker - He looks like something out of a gay magazine, and cannot act, not to mention tht 90% of the time he's got that kinda "sexy" half squint on his face that just makes me wanna punch him.

Lately, I've been hating Bill Murray...and think his film career has suffered since groundhog day. Now he only plays BORING parts,
and I don't CARE what anyone says, The Royal Tenebaums was a fucking BOOORING movie, a slow pliot that dragged, and was held up by maybe 5-6 funny lines in the film.
Bill Murray simply isn't funny anymore. It's too bad, because over the years, he's been in some REALLY funny films.
I agree that he OWNED Garfield, but hey...that was only really about the voice.
I just hope he'll return to the kind of films I grew up watching him in, before he dies.

Oh yeah, and I almost forgot, probably the BIGGEST offender - Keanu Reeves. He CAN NOT ACT.
I'm sick of seeing him in films...he's always the same...he has NO range in his acting, one dry performance after another. That, and his voice pisses me off.
I will see "a scanner darkly", but I won't like the fact HE'S in it.

The Tilly sisters - one can KINDA act, but only really at acting slutty. To be honest, I can't tell the difference, nor do I care to.
It's MAINLY about their voice, they both have exactly the same voice, and it's like sticking fishhooks into my eardrums.
Oh, and they both look dumb as all fuck.

That is all for now.

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by Haunted

Kate Bosworth- they could show a movie on her forehead

I whole heartedly agree 100%