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Old Skool is bettah...
Cold Ethyl...Alice Cooper One thing I miss is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss We met last night making love by the refrigerator light Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms One thing No lie Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie She's cool in bed Well she oughta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms Come on Cold Ethyl Freeze me babe One thing - it's true Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you And everything is my way Ethyl don't have much to say Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms Come here Cold Ethyl What makes you so cold? Ooh so cold Cold Ethyl Cold Cold Ethyl If I live 'til ninety-seven You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven 'cuz you're cool You're ice Cold Ethyl You're my paradise This one is actually 'sweet' compared to YOURS...lol
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...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be 
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i didnt know there were two .. i'll have to check mine when i get home tonight..
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Just a matter of airbrushing the thumb out. 
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Hello and welcome to MeatShake
Hi, how are you there? I am doing meaty good Yeah... Well, may I take your order Yeah, my wife would like a shake Okay, what flavor do you want? We have chicken, pork or steak Huh? We also have our special of the month Turkey Jerky, so which one will it be? Mmhh - I think that you misheard me Oh? Maybe I spoke too soft or you just didn't listen... You said you want a shake? Yeah, but then you mentioned chicken? Uh-huh, or steak or pork or Turkey Jerky Right, I'm confused Oh, I see you're not familiar with ingredients we use - First we take a measure of the sweetest dairy creams, combine it with your meat of choice, along with cheese and beans We mix it in a juicy batter, then we heat it up And add the secret syrup, then serve it in a cup... Yuck! That sounds disgusting! I see you're not excited, but wait until you tried it, you'll want it in your diet Nuh-uh It's a warm and tasty way to eat your daily beef and it's very, very smooth, you don't have to use your teeth. It's kinda like the food a pregnant women gives her fetus It builds you up and makes you strong People really eat this? We've served a half a million and they've all been satisfied We're expanding new locations and they're growing nationwide But back to the shake Okay All you have are meats? Uh-huh What about chocolate, strawberry or peach? Well, we do have vanilla... !Now that sounds delicious! ...But it's Vanilla Ham, we only make it during Christmas. Maybe you'd be happier to go across the street You could eat at Veggie Hut where they don't use any meat. They play world music so it's perfect for a hippie You can talk about communism, meat-hating sissy!
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