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Old 06-06-2005, 09:11 PM
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I once asked my date to blow me during a movie :D
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Old 06-06-2005, 11:45 PM
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I once asked my date to blow me during a movie :D

Drac showing his true form :D ;)
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Old 06-07-2005, 03:20 AM
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I once asked my date to blow me during a movie :D
Cmon drac. I said "Inappropriate" things. :D
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Old 06-07-2005, 05:36 AM
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I once asked my date to blow me during a movie :D

ahhh mr magic date ...

a nice dinner, a romantic movie, and ..


'hey, while you're down there picking up the popcorn you dropped, blow me whydoncha'
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Old 06-07-2005, 06:02 AM
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i do shit like that too buts its never as funny to everyone else as it is to me im my own mst y3k
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Old 06-07-2005, 06:34 AM
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I'm still trying to think of some of them, most of em are said on impulse and they don't sink in and I forget them. I have said some silly ones, but I don't think I've been able to offend anyone yet.
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Old 06-07-2005, 06:42 AM
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the one thing that i do - that drives my wife crazy - is change the words to songs - usually to make them dirty...
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Old 06-07-2005, 07:38 AM
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The monst obnoxiosu thing i ever said was during Species 2. The guy goes to the barn with 2 more kids, and when he opens the door, there are like 30 of them. The theater was pretty quiet, and i said (much louder than i intended to) "Jesus Christ, what is he, Catholic?"

Everyone started laughing, apparently, they hated the movie as much as i did.
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Old 06-07-2005, 08:00 AM
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Old 06-07-2005, 08:19 AM
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I usually chuckle at the bits where someone dies in a particularly gruesome way, or takes some real damage...I can't really remember anything horror related just now, but pinball style knockaround Brad Pitt copped during Meet Joe Black had me laughing like a madman I tell ya...

I had at first thought you were referring to the dialogue in certain films, I'm sure there's plenty, but the one thing I've seen relatively recently that a friend and I were really laughing hard at was the "may be, may not be" homosexual kinda interaction/lingo goin' on between Paul Walker and Tyrese in 2 Fast 2 Furious...If you watch it with this in mind, you'll see it too, I'm sure. One thing that REALLY did it was when they were cruisin'/racing alongside eachother in seperate cars, Paul Walker looks over at him, and says "I've got something for your ass!"...I suppose it was wannabe ghetto, but it just sounded SO wrong when HE said it.
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