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Oo, oo...
Godsend... Then i could kick everyone in that movie in the stomach and stomp on their head and throat until raspberry jam oozed from their eyes nose and ears.
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05-26-2005, 07:25 AM
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1) I'd get so tired of JAmes Woods and his dick jokes .. 2) the asian guy was so unfunny - he'd drive me crazy 3) i cant stand seeing someone puke .. it would make me puke too.
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05-26-2005, 07:28 AM
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-Shivers (orgies!)
-Shaun of the Dead -The Wicker Man (orgies!) -From Dusk Till Dawn -Requiem for a Dream (I'm pretty sure I could nail Jennifer Connely's character) -"Manos": The Hands of Fate, so I can punch everyone in the neck except Torgo. Then me and Torgo would go get drunk off Mike's Hard Lemonade and canned whipped cream
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05-26-2005, 07:29 AM
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2a) I can totally agree with you there, perhaps might need to rethink choice two. 3a) I dont think the puking part would bother me nearly as much as seeing the lil bitches head spin around like that.
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05-26-2005, 07:34 AM
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The original NOLTD, so's I can save Ben or the Exorcist to show those kats how to really get rid of a demon.
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05-26-2005, 07:36 AM
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Hmmm.. NOTLD....
Save Ben... And kick Barbara's ass out the door a LOT sooner...
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05-26-2005, 07:53 AM
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It's funny this thread being posted. Basically, having a really vivid dream that you're in a horror-movie type scenario is essentially having that experience and escaping unscathed. And I know lots of people have dreams about the Romero zombie films. They hit a nerve, so it's not too surprising to me.
I myself have had a couple of dreams about Romero-type zombie situations, and one of them featured characters from Dawn of the Dead, but it seemed way too real, and it scared the yell out of me. Can you imagine being attacked by the zombie Steve? Oh it was way uncool. Uhhhhhh.....UHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHH! YAAAAAHHHHH!!
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05-26-2005, 07:58 AM
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2) maybe switch to Big Trouble in Little China .. same actor, a lot funnier .. and hangin' with Kurt would be a blast. 3) its not so much just the puke for me .. its the splash sound it makes when it hits the floor ... as far as a head spinning around .. i dunno .. hopefully her tongue is hanging out and you could use her as an automatic stamp licker/envelope sealer for the christmas card season ... (if her head would keep spinning, and go faster around)
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05-26-2005, 07:59 AM
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its a great place to visit but i wouldnt want to live there.
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Underworld-so when Kate comes to kick open another door before she enters a room, I want to barricade it shut so she slams right into it.
And I get a good laugh, then I can slap her upside the head for being so hot and making such a shit movie. Bram Stokers Dracula-something to be said about 1 guy and 3 vampyre chicks. Dog Soldiers- my fav part of that film is when ( his name escapes me, help me out) smacks one of the werewolves hand with a hammer. I laugh my ass off at that part.
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