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Old 05-24-2005, 08:55 AM
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We are just looking fo rthe basics, nothing too fancy. And no, Walmart is the only place.

My wife and i are "very practical", which translates roughly into "Quite cheap" :D
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Old 05-24-2005, 09:16 AM
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You really cant take us witches seriously can you? :p

Thats OK when it wilts and falls off dont look my way.

LMAO. That would be the worst spell to put on Urge...the impotency spell. Nasty.
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Old 05-24-2005, 09:20 AM
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Haha... The way you guys are syaing that it's like you have a book called "Witch spells for Dummies" :)

"Go to page 412, its the impotency spell."

"Well what do you know.... There actually is a spell that uses newt eyes...."


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Old 05-24-2005, 09:21 AM
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LMAO. That would be the worst spell to put on Urge...the impotency spell. Nasty.

too late, i already cast that spell myself when i thrust my wand into my wife's .....

well, nevermind ...


lets just say that although having a kid is the greatest joy there is - it is also a very potent impotency spell as well :D
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Old 05-24-2005, 09:27 AM
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Well.. pregnancy of one's mate isnt a very good impotency spell... Things start to swell on her... things start to swell on me... next thing you know the dog is looking at us funny...
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Old 05-24-2005, 09:28 AM
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Well.. pregnancy of one's mate isnt a very good impotency spell... Things start to swell on her... things start to swell on me... next thing you know the dog is looking at us funny...

dont tell me the dog is gonna swell next ?
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Old 05-24-2005, 09:30 AM
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I hope not. She is a girl and we arent into that kind of thing.
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Old 05-24-2005, 09:38 AM
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I hope not. She is a girl and we arent into that kind of thing.

suuuuuure ...
just wait until that 6 - 8 weeks of abstinance after the baby comes ..
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Old 05-24-2005, 09:46 AM
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Bah... Never....

As long as there is a google image search and the word "Boobies" still exists, i will never get that desperate.
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Old 05-24-2005, 09:50 AM
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Bah... Never....

As long as there is a google image search and the word "Boobies" still exists, i will never get that desperate.
well that completely changes what i'm going to get you as a baby present ... something for your computer screen ...
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