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We are just looking fo rthe basics, nothing too fancy. And no, Walmart is the only place.
My wife and i are "very practical", which translates roughly into "Quite cheap" :D
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LMAO. That would be the worst spell to put on Urge...the impotency spell. Nasty.
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Haha... The way you guys are syaing that it's like you have a book called "Witch spells for Dummies" :)
"Go to page 412, its the impotency spell." "Well what do you know.... There actually is a spell that uses newt eyes...." :D
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too late, i already cast that spell myself when i thrust my wand into my wife's ..... well, nevermind ... lets just say that although having a kid is the greatest joy there is - it is also a very potent impotency spell as well :D |
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Well.. pregnancy of one's mate isnt a very good impotency spell... Things start to swell on her... things start to swell on me... next thing you know the dog is looking at us funny...
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dont tell me the dog is gonna swell next ? |
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I hope not. She is a girl and we arent into that kind of thing.
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suuuuuure ... just wait until that 6 - 8 weeks of abstinance after the baby comes .. |
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Bah... Never....
As long as there is a google image search and the word "Boobies" still exists, i will never get that desperate.
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