Coercion And Manipulation

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
Sex deprivation can't be the ONLY way to get a guy to do something....There has to be something else......

Get him drunk as hell and when he passes out....shave it off :cool:

[filmmaker2]

Tell him, "You look like a horrible evil man with that thing, like Snideley Whiplash...like the Devil, El Diablo!! Aiiiiiiiiiieeeee!!!!" and then pull out a crucifix, wave it around for a second, and run away.

No actually the head thing was the better idea. The argument worked on me once. Who can argue with the happy feeling of a silky-smooth, clean-shaven face rubbing up against your, um......okay, well, you get the idea.

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
Get him drunk as hell and when he passes out....shave it off :cool:

He refuses to touch alcohol of any kind...No drugs either...*sigh*......See?...It really isn't that easy.....But, if you guys come up with something that works, I'll post an 'after' picture :D

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by hellboy
OH HELL NO!!!!!!! You made a guy shave his Goatee??? HELL FUCK NO!!!!! Sorry, there aint no pie in the WORLD that tastes good enough for that!! Sorry, some people have their priorities in a blender. SOLID GOLD pie.....................MAYBE!!!! BIG MAYBE!!!! But otherwise, it's WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEN HIGHWAY for the chick trying to Coerce and Manipulate some crazy shit like that!!!!


I'm all for the woman I love, but I have the pair to set some ground rules:

1. The tall stack of Hustler Mags. NOT YOURS!! DON'T TOUCH!!!

2. This is just as much my house as it is yours, I'll leave the toilet seat in a tree if I want to.

3. THE GOATEE STAYS!!!! If its irritating, dont kiss it.

INSANITY!!!!!!!

OMG...That made me laugh so hard.....And, I have to say that as much as he didn't want to shave the goatee, he certainly hasn't regretted it, I made sure of that....

Originally posted by filmmaker2
Tell him, "You look like a horrible evil man with that thing, like Snideley Whiplash...like the Devil, El Diablo!! Aiiiiiiiiiieeeee!!!!" and then pull out a crucifix, wave it around for a second, and run away.

LMAO...He'd take that as a COMPLIMENT...Seriously, he would......So, that would be another one that would make him want to keep it....

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
He refuses to touch alcohol of any kind...No drugs either...*sigh*......See?...It really isn't that easy.....But, if you guys come up with something that works, I'll post an 'after' picture :D

Give him the sappy guilt trip you gals are good at :p tell him you really want to see him clean shaven and if he really loved you he'd do it. Tell him he can grow it back.......once its off he'll keep it off.....trust me ;)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
Give him the sappy guilt trip you gals are good at :p tell him you really want to see him clean shaven and if he really loved you he'd do it.

Tried that one....He countered with, "But, if YOU loved ME...You wouldn't make me do it"......He's good.....



I AM still working on the 'Just try it for a little while" thing.....That's not working yet, either

[evil_blonde]

Originally posted by hellboy
OH HELL NO!!!!!!! You made a guy shave his Goatee??? HELL FUCK NO!!!!! Sorry, there aint no pie in the WORLD that tastes good enough for that!! Sorry, some people have their priorities in a blender. SOLID GOLD pie.....................MAYBE!!!! BIG MAYBE!!!! But otherwise, it's WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEN HIGHWAY for the chick trying to Coerce and Manipulate some crazy shit like that!!!!


I'm all for the woman I love, but I have the pair to set some ground rules:

1. The tall stack of Hustler Mags. NOT YOURS!! DON'T TOUCH!!!

2. This is just as much my house as it is yours, I'll leave the toilet seat in a tree if I want to.

3. THE GOATEE STAYS!!!! If its irritating, dont kiss it.

INSANITY!!!!!!!

LMFAO.

[DraculaInDallas]

Tell him if he does it you'll cook him a dinner fit for a King.....and you'll jump his bones on the kitchen counter!!!!!!!! :p ;) :D
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[evil_blonde]

Originally posted by hellboy
:D :p ;)

Flirtin' with the youngins are we? ;)

[bloodrayne]

Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
Tell him if he does it you'll cook him a dinner fit for a King.....and you'll jump his bones on the kitchen counter!!!!!!!! :p ;) :D
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Umm...Actually...Been there, done that, too....I sure hope my daughter doesn't see this...She won't ever wanna go into the kitchen again...lol