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[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by Preacher
Hi guys....just been sent this medical bulletin. Think some of the older members (no names mentioned) should read this.....

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that is has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix and of course Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink,and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: "MOUNT & DO."

Cheers

Ash

hahahahaha lol
You're gonna need more than Viagra ya fucking gooner after Man United kicks Arsenals ass in the Cup final. Get ready to see Capt Courageous Roy Keane lift the FA Cup again!!!!!!!
Have a real nice day!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Glory Glory Man United!!!!!!!!!!

[Preacher]

Originally posted by DraculaInDallas
hahahahaha lol
You're gonna need more than Viagra ya fucking gooner after Man United kicks Arsenals ass in the Cup final. Get ready to see Capt Courageous Roy Keane lift the FA Cup again!!!!!!!
Have a real nice day!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Glory Glory Man United!!!!!!!!!!

Ha ha ha. You sonnofabitch. I was wonderin when i'd here from you. Think you can kis sthat cup goodbye mate. We aint gonna be a pushover like that shit team you played yesterday were.

The dirty Mancs are gonna finish the season with Jack!!! Then Ferguson will leave and the club'll go down-hill. Wu-ha-ha!!!!

Nah seriously though.....s'gonna be a good final. Got a friend in Cardiff who's tryin to get me tickets.

Come on you gooooonnnnnaaaaaass!!!!


Ash

[bloodrayne]

hahaha...This is great...I'm gonna steal it and post it at Dustin's forum...:p

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by Preacher
Ha ha ha. You sonnofabitch. I was wonderin when i'd here from you. Think you can kis sthat cup goodbye mate. We aint gonna be a pushover like that shit team you played yesterday were.

The dirty Mancs are gonna finish the season with Jack!!! Then Ferguson will leave and the club'll go down-hill. Wu-ha-ha!!!!

Nah seriously though.....s'gonna be a good final. Got a friend in Cardiff who's tryin to get me tickets.

Come on you gooooonnnnnaaaaaass!!!!


Ash

hahahahahahaha lmao!!!! That would be sweet if you get tickets, you can see Roy Keane lift the trophy in person!!!!!!!! :D I agree it should be a kick-ass final.....I'll watch it live here on the Fox Soccer Channel here in the States.....wish I was going to Cardiff :D

[Preacher]

If I have to watch that dirty bastard lift the trophy i'll throw my shoe at him. Think viera would look better liftin it.

Ash

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by Preacher
If I have to watch that dirty bastard lift the trophy i'll throw my shoe at him. Think viera would look better liftin it.

Ash

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! well mate, I guess we'll just have to wait and see who gets the priviledge of sending the first post after the game!!!! :D

[Preacher]

Yeah man. Till then.....good luck!!

Ash

[DraculaInDallas]

Originally posted by Preacher
Yeah man. Till then.....good luck!!

Ash

Thanks man, you too. Kick Chelsea's ass this weekend, I hate that fuck Jose Mourinho :mad:

[Preacher]

Yep. Never thought i'd say this but I hate chelsea more than I hate man utd

Ash