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Old 03-08-2005, 07:52 PM
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One time I saw two little kids, around 12ish, taking a dump in the park and putting it in the nook of a tree.
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Old 03-08-2005, 07:54 PM
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I saw a cab smash into a car that was right beside me and then drive off. I was walking beside it, it scared the hell out of me. :(
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Old 03-08-2005, 07:58 PM
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Re: Really ansurd things

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Have you ever seen something that was so off-the-wall that you doubted wether you actually saw it or not?

My wife and I were leaving the local Wal-Mart parking lot one time. We ended up behind a station wagon with two weird looking women chainsmoking. We noticed there were a TON of vhs tapes sitting in the back, piled high enough that they were clearly visible for about 1 foot up into the rear window.

They were very brightly colored, and the first thing i thought when i saw them was that only 2 types of vhs tapes come in extremely brightly colored pakaging:
Children's movies
Pornography

I did a double take, and then asked my wife "Am I seeing what i think I'm seeing?"
She said "Yes, I think so..."

We crept closer, and i'll be damned, but the ENTIRE back of the station wagon was piled with porno tapes. There wasnt a single Clifford tape to be found, but titles with "Anal" and "Titfucking" were all over the place, not to mention more naked women being violated than should be easily veiwable in a motor vehicle.

It took abit for it to sink in. A pair of middle aged women were driving around NH carting at least 200 porno vids. i still cant imagine what the hell they were doing with them.

One could argue they were disposing of them, but you would think in that case they would use more discretion. I think they were showing off....
What's so weird about that? Maybe they only make it to town a couple of times a year and needed to stock up on porn for those boring nights.
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Old 03-08-2005, 08:29 PM
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Re: Really ansurd things

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Originally posted by Vodstok
Have you ever seen something that was so off-the-wall that you doubted wether you actually saw it or not?

My wife and I were leaving the local Wal-Mart parking lot one time. We ended up behind a station wagon with two weird looking women chainsmoking. We noticed there were a TON of vhs tapes sitting in the back, piled high enough that they were clearly visible for about 1 foot up into the rear window.

They were very brightly colored, and the first thing i thought when i saw them was that only 2 types of vhs tapes come in extremely brightly colored pakaging:
Children's movies
Pornography

I did a double take, and then asked my wife "Am I seeing what i think I'm seeing?"
She said "Yes, I think so..."

We crept closer, and i'll be damned, but the ENTIRE back of the station wagon was piled with porno tapes. There wasnt a single Clifford tape to be found, but titles with "Anal" and "Titfucking" were all over the place, not to mention more naked women being violated than should be easily veiwable in a motor vehicle.

It took abit for it to sink in. A pair of middle aged women were driving around NH carting at least 200 porno vids. i still cant imagine what the hell they were doing with them.

One could argue they were disposing of them, but you would think in that case they would use more discretion. I think they were showing off....
haha..was this near New England? How much you wanna bet this was my 2 aunts:p
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Old 03-08-2005, 09:13 PM
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haha..was this near New England? How much you wanna bet this was my 2 aunts:p
Are they total porno nuts?
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Old 03-08-2005, 09:24 PM
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Are they total porno nuts?
They're just stange folks....I could see it.
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Old 03-09-2005, 04:32 AM
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Re: Re: Really ansurd things

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What's so weird about that? Maybe they only make it to town a couple of times a year and needed to stock up on porn for those boring nights.
Sadly, our Wal-mart is lacking in a porn section. And the nearest porno shop was over 30 miles away.

Marroe, yes it is new england. New Hampshire to be exact
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Old 03-09-2005, 03:21 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Really ansurd things

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Sadly, our Wal-mart is lacking in a porn section. And the nearest porno shop was over 30 miles away.

Marroe, yes it is new england. New Hampshire to be exact
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Old 03-09-2005, 03:23 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Really ansurd things

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Sadly, our Wal-mart is lacking in a porn section. And the nearest porno shop was over 30 miles away.

you're walmart has a porn section! wow Im really missing out living in the bible belt.
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Old 03-09-2005, 04:02 PM
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i saw a baby steal a car and eat the 25 year old passenger then he shot the cops chasing him
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