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Mrs. Richards: I've booked a room with a bath and a sea view for three nights. I specifically asked for a sea view in my written confirmation, so please make sure I have it.
Manuel: Qué? Mrs. Richards: What? Manuel: Qué? Mrs. Richards: K? Manuel: Sí. Mrs. Richards: KC? KC? What are you trying to say? Manuel: No, no no no. Qué, "what." Mrs. Richards: K. Watt? Manuel: Sí: qué, "what." Mrs. Richards: C.K. Watt? Manuel: Yes. Mrs. Richards: Who is this C.K. Watt? Manuel: Qué? Mrs. Richards: Is he the manager? Manuel: Oh, Manajer. Mrs. Richards: He is. Manuel: Ah, Mr. Fawlty. Mrs. Richards: Oh, what are you talking about, you silly little man? [to Polly] Mrs. Richards: Girl, I start to ask this man about my room, and he tells me the manager is a Mr. Watt, aged forty. Manuel: No, no no. "Fawwl-ty." Mrs. Richards: Faulty? What's wrong with him? 
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03-07-2005, 10:40 AM
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I love the "Constitutional Peasent" from Holy Grail. To me that is histerical.
And of course, "Tim the Sorcerer."
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03-07-2005, 11:01 AM
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"For death awaits ye, with nasty big pointy teeth!"
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03-07-2005, 11:06 AM
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It can't be done!
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03-07-2005, 02:41 PM
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He's not quite dead!
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As I was going up the stair, I met a man who wasn't there, he wasn't there again today, I wish, I wish, he'd go away. Last edited by BlackWolf; 03-07-2005 at 02:43 PM.
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03-07-2005, 04:10 PM
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"Your Mother was a Hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries!"
Favorite Holy Grail Character: The Black Knight Favorite MP movie: Monty Python and the Holy Grail Favorite Sketch: This is difficult at best! The ones that come to my mind first are; The Lumberjack song and The Dead Parrot sketch. :D :D
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I'll up the ante on the Monty Python discussion . . .
Holy Grail or Life of Brian?
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