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Reg: If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans.
Brian: I do! Reg: Oh yeah, how much? Brian: A lot! Reg: Right, you're in. 
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02-21-2005, 06:52 AM
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"Everyone! Someothing is happening! Something is REALLY happeneing!"
"Right! This calls for Immediate discussion!"
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02-21-2005, 06:59 AM
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"Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?"
"Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea."
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02-21-2005, 07:03 AM
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"You can't have a baby!"
"Don't you oppress me!" "I'm not oppressin' you! You haven't got a womb! Where's the fetus going to gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?" "We could fight for his right" "Her Right." "Her right to have babies, even though he is a man, and can't have babies, which is no one's fault,. not even the romans" "Whats the point?" "It's symbolic. Of our fight against oppression." "It's symbollic of his fight against sanity..."
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"Crucifixion?"
"Yes." "Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each." that scene is fuckin hilarious... the best!!
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02-21-2005, 07:18 AM
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"Uhh, no. i can go free."
"Really?" "Yep, pilot said, it weas okay, i did nothing wrong, and i could just leave." "I'm having you! Just kidding, Crucfixion it is!" I love Terry Gilliam in that movie. "We have lumps of it 'round the back...." "Excuse me?" "Sorry s-s-sir. He's m... He's m... m.. m-m-m-ad sir!"
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02-21-2005, 08:31 AM
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