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Old 01-29-2005, 09:06 PM
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No matter what gender IDYB is...this movie is getting real shitty reviews.
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Old 01-29-2005, 10:14 PM
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the STE can understand me. anyways the flick was awful. 1 out of 5 (which is at least a step up better from house of the dead, this one didnt end in a sword fight) anyways, o my brothers, i shall just copy and past random things i told one of my droogs earlier.

apperntly in this movie had a big enough budget to have a shoot out between these terribly animated monsters and a goverment agencey dedicated to (get this) paranormal activities (kinda like the ghostbusters but more official) to a rob zombie song

and it seemed the director couldnt decide wether it was gonna be an action movie or a horror movie, i mean it was called Alone in the Dark yet no one was ever alone cuz there was this big ass millitary unit part of the parinormal agency of the government

and this agency was ran by a 25 year old, swear to god no one in this movie was over 30

i cant believe christan slater actually did this movie

man in one part they had this random sex scene where they tore off the cloths and had lame sex with the worst music playing, then after they get dressed again but there cloths are fine and do some research

o and did you know that even with your brain removed your body can still move and twitch

i can go on and on my brothers, but i just dont wanna talk about it, if you understand.
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Old 01-29-2005, 11:21 PM
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Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood

man in one part they had this random sex scene where they tore off the cloths and had lame sex with the worst music playing,

Lame sex, for some reason that made me laugh. Never heard sex called lame before.

You should have known better, did you see the trailer??

Did you know Tara reed was in it???

what is wrong with you?
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Old 01-30-2005, 12:53 AM
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the STE can understand me. anyways the flick was awful. 1 out of 5 (which is at least a step up better from house of the dead, this one didnt end in a sword fight) anyways, o my brothers, i shall just copy and past random things i told one of my droogs earlier.

apperntly in this movie had a big enough budget to have a shoot out between these terribly animated monsters and a goverment agencey dedicated to (get this) paranormal activities (kinda like the ghostbusters but more official) to a rob zombie song

and it seemed the director couldnt decide wether it was gonna be an action movie or a horror movie, i mean it was called Alone in the Dark yet no one was ever alone cuz there was this big ass millitary unit part of the parinormal agency of the government

and this agency was ran by a 25 year old, swear to god no one in this movie was over 30

i cant believe christan slater actually did this movie

man in one part they had this random sex scene where they tore off the cloths and had lame sex with the worst music playing, then after they get dressed again but there cloths are fine and do some research

o and did you know that even with your brain removed your body can still move and twitch

i can go on and on my brothers, but i just dont wanna talk about it, if you understand.


Sounds totally AWSOME!!! :D



By the way, i think Slater is over 30 by now.


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Old 01-30-2005, 05:36 AM
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Im trying to get some friends to go to this tonight....I just want to see it cause it's supposedly so crappy....I seem to enjoy "bad" movies, lol.
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Old 01-30-2005, 07:10 AM
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Old 01-30-2005, 08:18 AM
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You better come complete with a fucking glossary for your date (whatever gender they may be).

droog?????

malchick????

ptitsas?????
droog=friend/friends

malchick=male/guy

ptitsa= female/girl

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Old 01-30-2005, 08:20 AM
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I always thought Saskatchewan was a made up place.

Just goes to show how wrong you can be.
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Old 01-30-2005, 08:23 AM
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I always thought Saskatchewan was a made up place.

Just goes to show how wrong you can be.
hahaha WHAT!?!?
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Old 01-30-2005, 08:37 AM
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It's true - like Timbucktoo (or whatever), and France.
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