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01-19-2005, 08:19 AM
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When I was in the states last, I watched the last LOTR film and this rim-jaw in front of me (who must have had a cold) was hackin in the back of his throat for three goddam hours.
Then at the end, I pissed myself. You know what happens dont ya at the end....the bloody bald eagles come and save the hobbits. So this thick twat goes....'oh my god....the bald eagle is a symbol of our country.......AMERICA HAS SAVED THE DAY AGAIN!!!' He wasn't the only one who thought that. Laughed my head off latas Ash x x x
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01-19-2005, 12:41 PM
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I pretty much get pissed off by couples that gotta be making out in public all the time too...myself and gf laugh at them...I mean, there's a point where public displays of affection go from "ok" to just plain annoying.
I think its safe to assume that the majority of NORMAL people don't need to see me licking her tonsils with my hands down the back of her pants...for like a whole freakin' hour...If it aint gonna turn into a live sex show - get that shit the fuck outta my face. I have this theory that it's only really "young" (meaning early in a relationship) couples that actually do this...it's a confidence issue, I mean really, if they THAT BADLY need to let the world know "this is mine", that's a problem IMO. Anyways yeah - if you're gettin' into it THAT much that you may as well be fucking, y'all ought to look at where ELSE you could be instead of the cinema/in public...goddamn, sometimes I'd like to seperate these kinda couples with an axe...
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01-19-2005, 01:24 PM
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then youd hate 8red Cheeba because that hall way is make out alley
you would not belive with the kissing ppl do there***shudder just thinking about it*** i brought a air horn there and got kicked out for blowing it at a couple for making them go deaf it was so funny though they fell of there seats and started beating up the couple next to them Last edited by Kitty; 01-19-2005 at 01:26 PM.
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Thou shalt not spill the damn popcorn! It's a fucking mess to step in, same for pop.
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