Funny things youve done in a theater

[Death By Jell-O]

Originally posted by Vodstok
Gren's species 2 talk reminded me of this. i try to be thoughtful of others in a theater, but when i saw Species 2, everything that could go wrong did. Plus, imo, the movie was terrible.

We were sitting there quietly waiting for the mvoie to start. it was 10 minutes late (i was there wityh 3 other people). The lights finally go down, the movie starts, then all of the sudden, a young couple walks in. on cue, the movie stops and the lights come back on.
I said "Wow, they must be royalty." Apparently, i said it loud enough for the whole theater to hear because the place erupted in laughter.

Later, when the main guy in the movie takes a pair of his new offspring to the barn where there are what looks like 30 others. As soon as they showed the kids, i leaned over to one of my freinds and said "Holy shit, what is he, Catholic?"

Again, the entire theater heard me and started laughing. apparently, they didnt care for it much either.

with 3 other people? So the 4 of you was referred to as erupting with laughter? :D

[ShankS]

I'm always sensible when watching a film.

[Death By Jell-O]

I generally avoid going to the theater......Aside from the price gouging for the tickets, I have the propensity to fall asleep in theaters....I don't know what it is.....

[Vodstok]

Originally posted by Death By Jell-O
with 3 other people? So the 4 of you was referred to as erupting with laughter? :D

Har-dee-har har..... I went with 3 other people, the theater itself was packed.

Wise acre.....:D

[IDrinkYourBlood]

whenever i go to a movie with my gf or a friend and its 10 minutes to showtime and such, ill say random things like "so my herpee's cleared up","good thing i took those laxitives befor we came here" or "whats that medicine called for my genital warts again?" haha good times.
I'v never been into a popcorn fight, but my friend and his cousin did once, during "Rollerball" man what a piece of shit movie.
As for laughing out load oncontrollable I'd say "Goldmember" got me going pretty hard. man that movies funny.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by IDrinkYourBlood
whenever i go to a movie with my gf or a friend and its 10 minutes to showtime and such, ill say random things like "so my herpee's cleared up","good thing i took those laxitives befor we came here" or "whats that medicine called for my genital warts again?" haha good times.
I'v never been into a popcorn fight, but my friend and his cousin did once, during "Rollerball" man what a piece of shit movie.
As for laughing out load oncontrollable I'd say "Goldmember" got me going pretty hard. man that movies funny.

same here re. Goldmember ...

'how about NO, you crazy Dutch Bastard'

and the urine sample scene .. christ that one makes me laugh every time..

[ShankS]

a mate went with his girl friend, he aksed her whether she wanted anything from the shop like hotdogs or nachos etc before the film started, and she didnt.

then 10 minutes into the film she moand she wanted some popcorn, he eventually got some for her and was pissed he'd missed 5 minutes of the film.

he had the tub thing over his lap and pierced a hold in the bottom and ripped it enough so he could fit his twanger through the hole.... he stopped eating the stuff but his girl friend carried on reaching into the tub, haha she got a fleshy surprise when the level went down.

[urgeok]

Originally posted by ShankS
a mate went with his girl friend, he aksed her whether she wanted anything from the shop like hotdogs or nachos etc before the film started, and she didnt.

then 10 minutes into the film she moand she wanted some popcorn, he eventually got some for her and was pissed he'd missed 5 minutes of the film.

he had the tub thing over his lap and pierced a hold in the bottom and ripped it enough so he could fit his twanger through the hole.... he stopped eating the stuff but his girl friend carried on reaching into the tub, haha she got a fleshy surprise when the level went down.

did you dream that after seeing the movie Diner ?? :)

[ShankS]

what movie?

[urgeok]

Diner ... Mickey Rourke did the exact same thing ...
on a bet with his buddies that he could get the 'cold' girl
to grab his member at the show.

They called it off because if she wasnt going for it on purpose - it didnt count..