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Old 01-18-2005, 05:25 AM
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You cheesy bastard.... :D


A movie that was one HUGE bad line:
Godsend

another:
Dungeons and Dragons. I swear to christ, i want that little retard dead.... Marlon wayans dies and he drops to his knees, and in the cheesiest fucking way possible wails "NooooooooOOOOOOOooooooOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!"

Really, i want to strangle him slowly..."Scream now, bitch..."
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Old 01-18-2005, 05:36 AM
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Titanic: "I'm king of the world!"
*self explanatory why this line sucked*

Braveheart: "They may take our lives, but they will not take our freedom."
*umm wouldnt you rather be alive and plotting to get your freedom back?*
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Old 01-19-2005, 05:43 PM
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In an otherwise excellent movie the quote from Lawrence Fishburn in Event Horizon:

"(panting)...I know...(more panting)...to Hell."

It is the most horrible devivery of a line in any mainstream movie that I can recall. Hits me like fingernails to a chalkbord.
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Old 01-19-2005, 05:55 PM
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i watched that dreadful jack frost a while ago

not the happy one, the horror one. anyway, it was full of em. fuckin gay

anywa, the only one i can remember is when the dude got killed, i think he got his face eaten off or something. anyway the guys are like 'i wonder whats eatin him'
'not his girlfriend'

or maybe it was the guys girlfriend that died, so then he was all angry and shit that she died. fuck i dunno, and i dont plan on watching it to find out either

or maybe he got his wiener chopped off. OH hell i dont nkow.
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Old 01-19-2005, 06:12 PM
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in "the thin red line" after woody harrellson accidentally allows his own grenade to go off at his feet............."i blew up my butt!!"
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Old 01-19-2005, 06:39 PM
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Old 01-19-2005, 10:49 PM
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Titanic: "I'm king of the world!"

i hated that shit too
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Old 01-20-2005, 02:21 AM
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four words: "Go get 'em, tiger"

its right out of the comic !
cant fault authenticity ..
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Old 01-20-2005, 04:19 AM
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A lame line that is actually one of the greatest movie quotes ever:

From They Live:
I am here to chew bubble gum and to kick some ass. And i am all out of gum.


Fucking classic.....:D
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Old 01-20-2005, 04:47 AM
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A lame line that is actually one of the greatest movie quotes ever:

From They Live:
I am here to chew bubble gum and to kick some ass. And i am all out of gum.


Fucking classic.....:D

i think a line is qualified at lame or good by two obvious points ..

1) is it well written
2) is it well delivered.

A line that reads bad can be great if it is delivered properly ... and the 'they live' line above was performed perfectly by Roddy ..
I'd say that makes it a great line :)
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