HdC can suck my balls.......

[gren]

thats hot

[The STE]

Originally posted by gren
thats hot

I dunno about hot...I certainly wouldn't mind eating sloppy joes off of it, though...on second thought, yeah, its hot

[Iniquity]

Originally posted by gren
thats hot

thats hot as in sechzy? or hot as in searing burning feels like someone put the statue of liberty's lit torch up your ass hot?

[gren]

cant it be both? and fuck u and ur sloppy joes. im vegetarian.

ok ok i know someone splained that shit before but let me get the whole story? something abou a guy weight lifting and bendign too far and his ass falling out? i guess the outfit matches but shit its got to be something other than that..

[The STE]

they have vegetarian sloppy joes, ya know

[Iniquity]

Originally posted by gren
cant it be both? and fuck u and ur sloppy joes. im vegetarian.

ok ok i know someone splained that shit before but let me get the whole story? something abou a guy weight lifting and bendign too far and his ass falling out? i guess the outfit matches but shit its got to be something other than that..

The rather shocking photo attached snapped in November 16th of last year by a spectator at the collegiate power lifting championships at Penn State. The unfortunate competitor, who expressed a plea to remain anonymous, remembered to surgeons that he was " stuck" at the bottom of a personal best attempt in the squat lift when he "sort of pulled his stomach in and pushed extra hard, at the same time as trying to complete the lift."
He remembers a loud popping, splattering noise then a fierce stabbing pain and then not being able to move from the squat position. He remained in this position for about half an hour, since trying to stand caused him overwhelming agonizing pain. Paramedics arrived and applied anesthesia on the spot and carried him to an ambulance. He was rushed to surgery, where surgeons described the trauma as an explosive and aggravated prolapse of the bowel". Meanwhile it was revealed that the weight was removed from his shoulders at the time of the incident by two "spotters" on either side of the lifter. The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. This spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent of of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend.

This compounded the task of first aid officers who were at a loss as to how to treat the injury to the lifter in any case, who remained in the squatting position moaning in pain much to the consternation of the helpless audience. The hapless lifter had successful surgery to relieve the prolapse, but remained immobilized with his feet elevated in stirrups for 2 weeks to ensure "internal compliance with the surgery and that the organs retracted successfully".

To add insult to injury, the ex-lifter required rectal stitching to partially occlude the anal orifice and stitch the rectal passage (which had significantly expanded and torn during the prolapse) and also was put on a low fiber low residue diet to combat flatulence to avoid any possibility of a recurrence.

[gren]

yes yes TVP granules but them things is nastay. well i gues if u spice em up just right

thats a nice story, je.

[FairyKorpes]

Originally posted by Iniquity
The third spotter who was standing behind the lifter was unfortunately sprayed with fecal matter at the time of the incident. This spotter promptly fainted when he realized the extent of of the injury to the lifter, who was a personal friend.

Hey i wonder if the job description has now added "bring your own slicker" to the list of necessary equipment.

[ThenThereWasOne]

Happy birthday, DVP!

Much thanks, for the idea, m' man but please don't get banned on account of my ass. I need every M.F. around this place to point out the hypocricy of these bad ass mods who are supposedly watching the boards rather than running them. You obviously know what came down months ago and I've got nothing but mad happiness to you for bringing it up again. Truth be told, K-Pro and myself have no love lost between the two of us because of that night (I still think he's a dick for it and that won't change), but honestly, I really don't think he had shit to do with the last banning spree. /he might've been drunk enough to call me out once before for shit I had nothing to do with, but to make me want to come back again on a regular basis to seriously fuck with him ? Nah. I wished him and Nine the best of luck together in the first place and I still do. I got dragged into some stupid shit outside of that and hope it doesn't happen again. I don't dig being fucked with by anybody, keep to my own shit and be cool. If anyone feels the need to, I wish you luck, say your prayers, and God be with you. I WILL shut you down.
CK

[The STE]

Originally posted by ThenThereWasOne
CK

Chris Kristofferson?