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how could she even get a grilled cheese started with you attacking her right at the stove :) |
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i cant deal with anything wet in a sandwich (unless i'm the filler !) soggy bread grosses my out .. which is why i cannot eat egg salad ... actually egg salad, and fresh sliced tomatos (thanks again shanks) are the 2 things i cant eat .. even at gunpoint. |
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Back on topic, if you're full after that then i would like to know how long you spent in the concentration camp? Newb i don't think that's quiche, it looks like a corn fritter or something.
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Vod holding a spatular.. Prod...Proding "Bree it's gona burn" "Back off...it aint!" Prod... "yes it is Bree...look I see smoke" "it's not burning...it's cooking" prodding harder.. "omg Bree your gona ruin the dinner!" "look stfu Vod it's cooking ...not fucking burning!" :D ;) |
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oddly, though, she doesnt call me "Vod".....:D ;)
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thats not the kind of attacking i was thinking about ...
you know - kids these days .. she gets bent over the stove in some little apron with nothing on, and the apron says 'eat me' he looks over to see whats going on .. then the attack starts .. and the food does burn ! |
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jeeze i had a funny thought ..
Vod said earlier that Havarti is the cheese God eats. Apparently Vod prefers to eat Bree :) |
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WHYY CAN't I SEE THE SANDWHICH
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