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Just got an update. 70% chance the Volcano is going to blow. I was around for the first time it blew. The sky was really dark and it was like snow falling but it was ash. by the time it was over we had about an inch of the shit on the ground.
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You live in washington? bitch.....
Just kidding, amk. i love washington, though. i lived there for a year and a half as a kid (spokane area, we were stationed at fairchild AFB) shortly after the last one (80 to 82 i think, dont recal, i was 4 when we got there) I remember the woods out behind our houses had a layer of ash. you could see it through the grass in the yard
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Dont worry, practically the whole western part orf the United States has a huge Supervolcano beneath it and when that fucker erupts, we will all get to see it and then kiss our asses goodbye.
Sorry cant find the link but do a google search on the supervolcano under Yellowstone, we a re long overdue for an eruption
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here you go, a chick with big knockers over a guy with a huge cock:
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I keep hearing that it is supposed to steam a little, but it isn't going to be nearly as bad as the 1980 eruption. I call bullshit. I keep looking out my window to see if that shit has exploded yet, but no dice. I live a couple hours away from it, but that is close enough to get flooded and fucked with the ash situation. The Cowlitz River runs about a mile away from my place, and if the logs come crashing down like the last time, the dyke is going to break.
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yeah i also call bullshit. all those ppl that try to calm you down by saying, "it isnt going to be as bad as......" really suck all that they accomplish is making ppl unprepared. If all else they should say OMG GET THE FUCK OUT THIS THING IS GONNA KILL YOU ALL. better have a bunch of ppl scared and getting the fuck outta dodge than staying around and getting shit on....
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you said the dyke is gonna break....... no but for real that would sux if it blew and you guys got smashed with all the debris......well if your scared you can always come cuddle >>>...... ;) ;)
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ya, burned alive in lava doesnt sound too appealing
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