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09-02-2007, 05:14 PM
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For the Record:
First Name: zero Gender: monkey (well, male but the monkey thing has a big impact on my dating life) Age: 32 (which is like 110 in monkey years) Astrological Sign: baboon Hair- Color, length: brown, course, short but full coverage (if you know what i mean) Height: 2'6 Residence: Monkey house in a zoo in the frozen tundra of upstate New York House, Apartment, or Other? cage (but with daily feedings and fairly regular cleaning!) Significant Other: well, a banana peel when i'm feeling particularly frisky Kids: are objects at which i fling pooh Occupation: usually scratching myself or picking things out of my butt but also interacting with the children who come by my cage (see above) List something we may not know about you: i am related to the original cheetah but lost out on the will after a fairly nasty legal battle (i don't speak to many of those who are hanging on my family tree) __________________
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Winner HDC Battle Royale I & HDC Battle Royale IV 
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09-06-2007, 04:39 AM
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First Name: Jon-Erik
Gender: M Age: 22 Astrological Sign: Aquarius Hair- Color, length: brownish/blondish, shaved Height: 5'7 Residence: Eastern Ohio, USA House, Apartment, or Other? Just bought my first House Significant Other: Yes Kids: Not yet somewhere in the future Occupation: Valet/Gamer/Free lance Web Designer List something we may not know about you: I have a very strange sense of humor, my favorite sall time favorite movie is Message in a Bottle, and I hate people that bitch and complain.
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09-06-2007, 01:11 PM
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Name: Jason
Gender: M Age: 30 Astrological Sign: taurus Hair- Color, length: shaved Height: 5'7 Residence: Stoughton, ma House, Apartment, or Other? Aperment, shopping for house now Significant Other: Getting married May 24th 2008 Kids: Not yet somewhere in the future Occupation: Sales Manager for AT&T Wireless
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09-06-2007, 10:07 PM
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Name: John
Gender:M Age: 22 Astrological Sign: Aries Hair- Color, length:brown, about and inch longer than shoulder length Height: 6'4" Residence: Upstate New York (got poo flung at me by zero) House, Apartment, or Other? Renting a house with friends Significant Other: Jenn, the most beautiful girl in the world Kids: None, as of yet Occupation: Student/prepcook/linecook List something we may not know about you: I threw my poo back at Zero
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#185
09-07-2007, 07:13 AM
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lol. watch out for zero. He can use a clock and a tea strainer to make an AK-47
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 The Ferrets like it...
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09-07-2007, 07:28 AM
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09-11-2007, 08:05 AM
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First Name: Patrick Archer
Gender: M Age: 27 Astrological Sign: Cancer Hair- Color, length: black/either long and curly or short Height: 5'9 Residence: Atlanta, GA House, Apartment, or Other? apartment Significant Other: yes Kids: not yet, but somewhere in the future Occupation: in school for my master's in audio/music production and a occupational jack of all trades: dj, personal trainer, landscaper, financial aid consultant, bar tender, etc... List something we may not know about you: i'm a music nazi, a health nut, viciously sarcastic, opinionated, moody, hopeless romantic.
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My top 10 (in no particular order) 1) Candyman 2) American Werewolf In London 3) Evil Dead 2 4) Hellraiser 5) Night Of The Living Dead 6) Jaws 7) Ginger Snaps 2 8) Dead Alive 9) Halloween 10) The Omen t-pot
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09-11-2007, 08:16 AM
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First Name: David
Gender: Yes please (damn, doesnt really work....) Age: 31 Astrological Sign: Taurus Hair- Color, length: brown, cut to near non-existance Height: 6' Residence: Rochester, NH (Still) House, Apartment, or Other? Other. MOBILE home... cardboard house Significant Other: yes Kids: Yes please :) (damnit,s till doesnt work... kind of creepy too....) 1, I mean Occupation: Contract Programmer/Web Designer. Unreliable work, but very lucrative List something we may not know about you: I love clear water. I also have managed to maintain a very lucrative career as a programmer and web developer with a very limited formal education (about 16 days worth over 2 years)
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Some misguided people decided I was funny enough to pay. See if they're right: http://www.cracked.com/members/Vodstok/ (I tweet pretty hardcore, too) Last edited by Vodstok; 09-11-2007 at 09:36 AM.
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09-11-2007, 08:43 AM
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First Name: Ian
Gender: Male Age: 39 Astrological Sign: Aries Hair- Color, length: Light brown & Fleshy Pink , getting shorter by the minute :( Height: 6' 1" Residence: Bothwell, 8 Miles South-East of Glasgow. UK House, Apartment, or Other? House Significant Other: Nope Kids: Nope Occupation: Traffic Safety Officer List something we may not know about you: *phew, where do I begin* I am a qualified Outdoor Instructor - Ski, Archery, Rock Climber. I was the first person in the UK to gain a City & Guilds Cert' in Tourism. I have an Honours Degree in Environmental Science. A Qualified Wildlife Surveyor/Ecologist Passed my Driving Test first time. Have a Diploma in Computers - worked on a help desk & designed manuals. I was born the same day Martin Luther King was shot.
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Welcome to my world, bitch. I should warn you, princess... the first time tends to get a little... messy. You kids keep your noses clean you understand? You'll be hearing from me if you don't. We ain't gonna stand for any weirdness out here. "Words create lies. Pain can be trusted." Last edited by tic; 09-11-2007 at 10:04 AM.
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