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03-15-2005, 06:43 AM
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I hate being "in the mood", and then something comes along and totally destroys it.
Like making out, and both you and your significant other are in the zone, you can tell this is going to be one of those magical, earth-shaking times where you are going to destroy furniture, and then somehting comes on the tv that completely kills it. Like a local furniture commercial, or a commercial about laxitives.
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03-15-2005, 06:47 AM
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I hate friggin bad colds, just finished a 4 night stretch at work, and manage to get through it okish, now I've got 3 days/nights off and the fucking thing gets worse and I fell like shit.
and what pisses me off more than not enjoying food atm, is that it's made me fucking deaf... I can't watch films properly now cos I'll end up blowing the speakers with the volume up too loud. :mad: :mad:
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03-15-2005, 06:48 AM
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thisis a very 'tasteless' thing to relate (pardon the pun) but it's too good not to tell... i'll try to be delicate .. many years ago my gf and i were getting down to business on the couch in the living room ... lets just say i was 'performing a service' about 15 minutes in, the song on the radio penetrates my subconcious and i slowly begin to hear that it's Weird Al's 'Eat It' - his parody on Jackson's 'Beat It' so the cohorous kicks in with 'All you gotta do is Eat It' and i burst out laughing.... in a bad spot - at a bad time .. took us a while to get that train back on the tracks :D
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03-15-2005, 06:50 AM
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Speaking of food.... here was a terrible incident.
We had bought some "twisted Tea", which isnt that good to begin with. Bree hated it, but we kept it. We had opened a bottle, she tasted it, hated it, so we screwed the lid back on. And promptly forgot that any had been opened. We held on to them for several months, and one day, i was fresh out of beer and wanted something with a bite, so idecided to have one of the teas. Raspberry flavored, Twisted tea. Fate was not with me. i grabbed the 1 bottle that had been opened. Closing a bottle again, you dont really get the same kind of seal that the bottle gets in a factory... and , well....sugar filled alchoholic drinks ferment further when opened, and bacteria from your mouth gets on it... But not into alchohol. into moldy, raspberry flavored cheap-ass malt vinegar. I had taken the cap off and tilted my head back for a nice long... big swig. Ever see those nature shows where the frog eats the bombardier beetle? its eyes roll back and close, get all watery, then it vomits the beetle back out and it's mouth hangs open while it gags trying to rid it'self of the painful, awful taste. Same thing. i have never been so disgusted by anything in my life. it tasted worse than puke, and it had developed a lyer of moldy skin on the top, which stuck to my tongue. it took brushing my teeth twice and motuhwash to START to get rid of the taste....
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03-15-2005, 06:52 AM
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one time a maxi pad commercial came on and the first thing they said was ''don't you hate feminine itching and order? cause I know I do.''
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