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ok... really... i just gagged. ewwwwww
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taken care of, I'm easy.
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tachii, that was foul. Really foul. Abominably foul. And sorta kinda amusing too.:D That's one of those tales you might need to be in the mood to read. Might want to go back and put a disclaimer on that one. You know, like: Don't read this after eating or Don't read this unless your sense of humor is rather "creative" at the mo.
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I'm just going to rush headlong into this. It surprises me how many of my girlfriends in the past didn't understand that while taking care of the shaft is always nice, spend a goodish amount of time on the tip. It's very sensitive and from what I've heard from my own satisfied men (sorry gang :p I'm trying really hard to be sorta polite) that it's very nice.
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A Woman's Take on the Subject:
1. First and foremost, we're not obligated to do it. 2. Extension to #1, so, if you DO get one, be grateful. 3. I don't care WHAT they did in the porn video, it's NOT standard practice to cum on someone's face. 4. Extension to #3, no, I DON'T have to swallow. 5. My ears are NOT handles. 6. Extension to #5, don't push on top of my head. Last I heard, deep throat had been done. Besides, you REALLY want puke on your dick? 7. I don't care HOW relaxed you get. It's NEVER ok to fart. 8. Having my period does not mean it's "hummer week". Get it through your head: I'm bloated and I feel like shit, so NO, I don't feel particularly obligated to blow you. You just can't have sex right now. 9. Extension to #8, "Blue Balls" might have worked on high school girls. If you're that desperate, go jerk-off and leave me alone with my Midol. 10. If I have to stop to remove a pubic hair from my teeth, don't tell me I've "wrecked" it for you. 11. Leaving me in bed while you go play video games immediately after is HIGHLY inadvisable if you would like my behavior to be repeated in the future. 12. If you like how we do it, it's probably best not to speculate about the origins of our talent. Just enjoy the moment. Review #2 above about gratitude. 13. No, it doesn't particularly taste good. And I don't give a shit about the protein content. 14. No, I will NOT do it while you watch TV. 15. When you hear your friends complain about how they don't get blow jobs often enough, keep your mouth shut. It's not appropriate to sympathize OR brag. 16. Just because it's "awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning". Disagree except for # 7
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And it's mostly as true now as it was when it was first posted.
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