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10-07-2005, 07:24 AM
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Funnier: Old People falling or old people shouting
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MISINTUPITATED- The act of removing the spine by use of fire. DEVESTED- The removal of one's vest. SCTUPP- To deficate on a woman after nonconsensual sex. 
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10-07-2005, 11:21 AM
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Old people shouting!
poop: floaters or sinkers?
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Just listen to this sentence and tell me what it means. I haven't seen Evil Dead II yet? Would you get the impression that i wanted to see it? Oh, well you couldn't have been dying to see it or else you would have already gone. So in your opinion would I definitely see it? How the fuck should I know probably! Why? Because it's a brilliant film, it's so funny, and the soundtrack kicks fucking ass!
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10-07-2005, 04:09 PM
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Sinkers? I don't really even know how or why to answer that, but whatever...
Drink a cup full od Sadaam Husseins piss while he watches, laughs and spits on you or Lay on your back and have an overweight mongoloid child stand over you and shit dihhoreah over your face.
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10-07-2005, 06:27 PM
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Piss is at least a liquid and contains antibodies. And that it comes from Saddam Hussein doesn't matter all that much. It's still piss and piss is less icky than shit.
Free meals cooked by an old Tuscan lady for the rest of your life or a trough of good brandy refilled every night?
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10-07-2005, 06:29 PM
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Free meals cooked by an old Tuscan lady for the rest of your life..The brandy would go to waste 9 times out of 10. having your eye stabbed out (knitting needle) or Having your tongue pulled out with pliers?
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10-08-2005, 02:25 PM
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Is there such thing as watching too many horror movies? That just popped into my head after reading some of Cheebs input on here...yikes.
Anyway, Ill take the eye. Sounds quicker. Alice Cooper albums: Killer or School's Out?
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"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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10-08-2005, 02:58 PM
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Keyboard to the face or monitor to the face?
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I will bathe the starways in your blood.
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10-08-2005, 03:02 PM
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Keyboard would hurt more due tospeed, but you have the whole electric thing with the monitor....Ill take the keyboard.
Charlie Daniels or Kris Kristofferson?
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"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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10-08-2005, 04:39 PM
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Impalment through the head with a metal pipe or having your nutts cut off
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I will bathe the starways in your blood.
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10-08-2005, 06:13 PM
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Impalement
Russian Lighthouse or Good old-fashioned prostate exam?
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