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Old 07-03-2006, 02:22 PM
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Calvin and Hobbes' world isn't too far off the mark, considering the subject matter.

Whether you fuck words or entire paragraphs - even posts - it shouldn't be referential to the superior smarts and articulation you announced the other day whatsoever. So no running joke.

A solution to there being no God? But there is no problem. Perhaps you mean a solution to the equation itself... but of course the answer is within the result of the equation, i.e. that there is no God. I'm tempted to propose it is 42, but then I think you might have seen The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.


I realized that I mentioned your posts being the same as reading the funny pages, but using Calvin and Hobbs to back up your claims to there being no deity is... well in a word... dumb.

The problem I have with your equation is that you made it up. Besides that, math can't prove that there is no god/s or whatever. To say that it can is also...dumb.

To quote Douglas Adams (mayherestinpeace) and use the ever hackneyed response of 42 even while joking is old hat and dumb.

I must have given you quite the tummy ache with my little boo-boo the other day. However, you're retarded posts that are just stinky with bullshit and delusions of false grandeur have provided many of us with days, and I mean days of laughter.

We're laughing at you not with you. If you lived in my state, I'd find you, and pack you off to the state loony bin to collect my fifty bucks.

However, since you're like one of those chihuahuas named Tinkerbell that will latch on to some one's pant leg and won't let go, I'm going to be forced to kick you across the room.

A Day in the Life of Pr3ssur3

A dark smelly basement filled with cobwebs and roaches. The only light comes from a computer screen. Beside the computer is a filthy bed and a bookshelf holding comic books, a few novels by Issac Asimov, a copy of Aritstotle's Poetics with a bookmark indicating that the reader hasn't gotten past the first chapter, and a single high school math primer. Sitting at the computer is a filthy teenage boy. Every now and again he jibbers something to himself and laughs hysterically.

"It's brilliant!" he says! typing in what he considers to be an over-ride code to the Pentagon's secret database.

Up above, a small slat opens at the base of the basement door and a tray with a paper plate of tuna fish and a stryofoam cup of water is passed under it.

The boy doesn't notice it. He is reading "Access Denied" for the eighth time.

*Gives the peace symbol and heads for other threads*
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Old 07-03-2006, 02:25 PM
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I realized that I mentioned your posts being the same as reading the funny pages, but using Calvin and Hobbs to back up your claims to there being no deity is... well in a word... dumb.

The problem I have with your equation is that you made it up. Besides that, math can't prove that there is no god/s or whatever. To say that it can is also...dumb.

To quote Douglas Adams (mayherestinpeace) and use the ever hackneyed response of 42 even while joking is old hat and dumb.

I must have given you quite the tummy ache with my little boo-boo the other day. However, you're retarded posts that are just stinky with bullshit and delusions of false grandeur have provided many of us with days, and I mean days of laughter.

We're laughing at you not with you. If you lived in my state, I'd find you, and pack you off to the state loony bin to collect my fifty bucks.

However, since you're like one of those chihuahuas named Tinkerbell that will latch on to some one's pant leg and won't let go, I'm going to be forced to kick you across the room.

A Day in the Life of Pr3ssur3

A dark smelly basement filled with cobwebs and roaches. The only light comes from a computer screen. Beside the computer is a filthy bed and a bookshelf holding comic books, a few novels by Issac Asimov, a copy of Aritstotle's poetics with a bookmark indicating that the reader hasn't gotten past the first chapter, and a single high school math primer. Sitting at the computer is a filthy teenage boy. Every now and again he jibbers something to himself and laughs hysterically.

"It's brilliant!" he says! typing in whay he considers to be an over-ride code to the Pentagon's secret database.

Up above, a small slat opens at the base of the basement door and a tray with a paper plate of tuna fish and a stryofoam cup of water is passed under it.

The boy doesn't notice it. He is reading "Access Denied" for the eighth ten.

*Gives the peace symbol and heads for other threads*
Very creative,I now see why you are a writer.
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Old 07-04-2006, 03:15 AM
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The six classic stages*:-

1. argument crumble
2. declaration of leaving thread
3. clever personal attacks
4. bold declaration of leaving thread
5. negative fictional characterisation of the opposite side
6. bolder declaration of leaving thread

(*note: sometimes these may occur in a different order, and intellectual superiority claims might soon earn a place)

Every theorem has a conjecture, which must start somewhere. In this case it was born from considering how to provide the proof that was demanded. It seems the challenge was more than met.

With Calvin and Hobbes I was thinking more about the imaginary friend theme, or rather idealistic imaginations in general.

Which boo-boo you on about by the way?

Bugger, too late - she's really gone this ten.


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Old 07-04-2006, 07:16 AM
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i will immediately get my ass back out of here after this post .. but i felt compelled to 'contribute' to this thread.

Pressure is without a doubt the brightest guy on this forum.
no one here can cold a candle to this guys intelligence and elliquence.
you could publish this guys posts in a collection and it would be better written than most things i see in print.

the suggestion that he is anything less than brilliant is pathetic.
most people here cant even understand his sense of humor or the points he is trying to make.

not 'getting it' doesnt make him the stupid one.

I dont personally agree with everything he says ... (but for the record - i do align perfectly with his particular point of view on the religious issue)
but i can fucking well recognize a big brilliant brain when i see one and this guy is fucking smarter than most/if not all of us put together.

this isnt a fan boy love letter - i'm just stating what to me is a pretty obvious fact.

If i could write half as well as this guy I'd be pursuing a career as an author.

this guy does not need me to defend him ... (he's unflappable and has been playing with most of the people in this thread just for a laugh)

it reminds me of the other time i spoke up because some people were actually ignorant enough to acuse murderdoll of being stupid (when she's another extremely bright person - one of the brightest on the board)



ah fuck i dont even know why i wasted my time with this
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Old 07-04-2006, 07:43 AM
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eeekkkk - urge is in general forum, quick get a broom!!!


the only question i have is would urge come up here to defend me from the slings and arrows of outrageous posters? (ok, i already know the answer)

(on - and for the record - the smartest person on this forum is Newb - if he could only stay sober long enough to finish that whole 'string theory thing')

as for this thread - its a bit silly - we all know who god is. . .

Hanumen - the Monkey God!!
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Old 07-04-2006, 07:54 AM
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Personally, I vote that zwoti is the smartest person on the forum. Having held many conversations with him, I think his intelligence could baffle everyone of us, and I don't just mean about films either.

I've said some shit to MurderDoll, and I apologized for every single one of them. I said, to her, that I nothing but respect for her, and I was sorry for acting and saying otherwise.

The idea of Theasm/Theism is entirely based on opinion and cannot be argued based on fact. Even Albert Einstein believed in God, but that's not important.

There are two reasons why people have been so up in arms about P's posts:

1. He resulted to disgusting insults. That has not, nor never will demonstrate intelligence of any kind whatsoever.

2. Instead of being diplomatic, patient, and willing to help members of this discussion understand his perspective, he has been arrogant, self-aggrandizing and deliberately aloof.

S and I (if I may speak for him) don't give a fuck what other people believe. We weren't arguing to convert. Our point was that no one has the right to say that religion is "bad" a la Karl Marx's comment that "Religion is the oppiate of the people (masses?). That's not entirely true, nor is it fair. No one has the right to discount the experiences of other people simply because it doesn't fall neatly into the black and white boxed pattern of so-called "logical reality."

The reason I'm out of this conversation is because I realize that if you want to believe that way, fine. It doesn't matter to me. It doesn't affect my life. Sitting here, day to day, trying to make someone understand that there's more colors than the afore mentioned black and white is useless.

If you want to make fun of me for practicing Witchcraft, go ahead. Who are you? You're just a person. If you want to tell a man that claims he saw the spirit of his dead father that he was only having a hallucination, you do it, even though you could very well be totally wrong.

Jive on, dude.
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Old 07-04-2006, 08:35 AM
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Before anyone gets excited about Urge posting on this thread, you might as well know that there was a sizable cash outlay involved. That's right, he was PAID to make those comments. Furthermore, I was the one who paid him.
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Old 07-04-2006, 09:03 AM
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Before anyone gets excited about Urge posting on this thread, you might as well know that there was a sizable cash outlay involved. That's right, he was PAID to make those comments. Furthermore, I was the one who paid him.
where can i submit my bill for comments made??
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i will immediately get my ass back out of here after this post .. but i felt compelled to 'contribute' to this thread.

Pressure is without a doubt the brightest guy on this forum.
no one here can cold a candle to this guys intelligence and elliquence.
you could publish this guys posts in a collection and it would be better written than most things i see in print.

the suggestion that he is anything less than brilliant is pathetic.
most people here cant even understand his sense of humor or the points he is trying to make.

not 'getting it' doesnt make him the stupid one.

I dont personally agree with everything he says ... (but for the record - i do align perfectly with his particular point of view on the religious issue)
but i can fucking well recognize a big brilliant brain when i see one and this guy is fucking smarter than most/if not all of us put together.

this isnt a fan boy love letter - i'm just stating what to me is a pretty obvious fact.

If i could write half as well as this guy I'd be pursuing a career as an author.

this guy does not need me to defend him ... (he's unflappable and has been playing with most of the people in this thread just for a laugh)

it reminds me of the other time i spoke up because some people were actually ignorant enough to acuse murderdoll of being stupid (when she's another extremely bright person - one of the brightest on the board)



ah fuck i dont even know why i wasted my time with this
Not only that, but Pr3ssur3 makes Ghandi look like a child pornographer. Reading one of Pr3ssur3s posts is like looking into the face of the creator and hearing him say "You are my most wonderous creation!" Oh, except Pr3ssur3 disproved the creater LOLWTF!
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