|
|
||||||||||||||||||||
|
|
|
|
||||||||||||||||||
|
|
||||||||||||||||||||
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|||
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|||||||||||||
|
|
||||||||||||||||||||
|
#151
03-24-2006, 03:30 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Killer shrew
__________________
|
|
#152
03-24-2006, 09:18 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Shrew
__________________
...  If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be |
|
#153
03-24-2006, 09:22 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
a killer shrew is no match for the fucking mullet. Think about it; it's spelled as if it should have a silent T, but the T is pronounced! It's not pronounced "moolay" like some sort of fruity french pastry. It's a motherfucking MULLET! Just looking at someone with a mullet, you know they're gonna have dissapointing 3 minute sex with some skinny chick (who is chewing gum at the time), then punch someone in the mouth afterwards. Like, right afterwards. He might not even have pulled his dick out yet. That's the power of the fucking mullet.
__________________
 ===  WATCH MY MOVIES(UPDATED: 5/7/08, "No Exit") RING OF HONOR: BEST WRESTLING IN THE WORLD  TOO GOOD FOR THE HDC BATTLE ROYALE |
|
#154
03-25-2006, 11:49 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Despite some very wise words by Sam, the mullet loses to a killer shrew.
__________________
|
|
#155
03-25-2006, 11:51 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
ROUND: WHO GIVES A SHIT?
This one is all about the adhesives! Yee-haaaaa! Gorilla Glue  VS. Duct Tape 
__________________
|
|
#156
03-25-2006, 11:51 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
gorilla glue
__________________
vote for me in the irrelevent poster vote for slasherman for president achivments: Im the most irrelevant poster of 2005 oy yeah Im the most irrelevant poster of 2006 oy yeah Im the most irrelevan poster of 2007 oy yeah |
|
#157
03-25-2006, 05:16 PM
|
|||
|
|||
|
Glue :)
|
|
#158
03-25-2006, 06:23 PM
|
||||
|
||||
|
I gotta go with the handyman's secret weapon on the basis that Red Green is my idol.
__________________
"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness." - Friedrich Nietzsche |
|
#159
03-26-2006, 12:59 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Duct Tape...It has a few more uses than glue...And, it's a bit easier to remove when you're done with it;)
__________________
... If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance...Baffle 'em with bullshit My Karma ran over my Dogma God WAS my co-pilot...But, we crashed in the mountains and...I had to eat him I'm suffocating in what's become of me... The rancid remains of what I used to be |
|
#160
03-26-2006, 01:03 AM
|
||||
|
||||
|
Duct Tape
__________________
"The thing is Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care" "Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town" "Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes" |
 |
|
|
