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Old 11-15-2004, 12:30 PM
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Ok, Fairy...
Kelli with an "i"...
Vod's wife...

Maaaan, I'm gonna have some crazy dreams tonight!

If I could only get the "pet" thread out of my conscious mind.

...AND WHERE THE HELL IS GINGER!!!!???
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Old 11-15-2004, 12:38 PM
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Wow, I thought I was on Horror dot com but I guess I accidentally ended up at the penthouse letters forums.....Weird...

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Old 11-15-2004, 12:40 PM
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"Dear Penthouse:

I never thought it would happen to me.... But i was at a laundromat, washing clothes. My comic store was closed, and it was too late for me to the gym and get buff. then this schoolbus filled with 18 year old cheerleaders with dd tits pulls up, and they ask if i can change their tire for them... I asked them what they would give me for it, and they said, "well, there is one of you and 35 of us, we all could take out clothes off and..."
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Old 11-15-2004, 12:55 PM
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"Dear Penthouse:

I never thought it would happen to me.... But i was at a laundromat, washing clothes. My comic store was closed, and it was too late for me to the gym and get buff. then this schoolbus filled with 18 year old cheerleaders with dd tits pulls up, and they ask if i can change their tire for them... I asked them what they would give me for it, and they said, "well, there is one of you and 35 of us, we all could take out clothes off and..."
Great looking wife !

Sorry i just got home and worked the thread backwards ... so i didnt see the 'no jerking off' warning in time ..
sorry ..
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Old 11-15-2004, 12:56 PM
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Nope, sorry. She is sworn to chastity should i ever die. Hate to burst your bubble like that.
I'd like to burst HER bubble...
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Old 11-15-2004, 01:00 PM
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Great looking wife !

Sorry i just got home and worked the thread backwards ... so i didnt see the 'no jerking off' warning in time ..
sorry ..
LOL!
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Old 11-15-2004, 01:27 PM
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Originally posted by Haphazard
Ok, Fairy...
Kelli with an "i"...
Vod's wife...

Maaaan, I'm gonna have some crazy dreams tonight!

If I could only get the "pet" thread out of my conscious mind.

...AND WHERE THE HELL IS GINGER!!!!???
:rolleyes:
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Old 11-15-2004, 01:54 PM
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Don't roll your eyes at me missy!

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Old 11-15-2004, 02:34 PM
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Old 11-15-2004, 02:46 PM
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Don't roll your eyes at me missy!

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