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[Leprucky Cougar]

Originally Posted by monster123

I do natural thats probably why it hurts so much. I feel bad though because both of my kids dads dont care about them aprils dad doesnt want anything to do with her and this ones dad denies being the father

Well you could always take him to Maury....lol

[monster123]

Haha that'd be the best!

[massacre man]

Originally Posted by Leprucky Cougar

Well you could always take him to Maury....lol

Or cut his dick off. Seems like it would involve less travel.

[pinkfloyd45769]

Yep,no pain meds for me:)MM will have to stay right beside me and hold my hand..;)

[massacre man]

Originally Posted by pinkfloyd45769

Yep,no pain meds for me:)MM will have to stay right beside me and hold my hand..;)

If you squeeze hard enough to make my knees buckle I'm gonna squeeze back...

[Leprucky Cougar]

Originally Posted by monster123

Haha that'd be the best!

In the case of monster's child : Loser, you are the father !

Cue: You jump in his face and scream I told you so; he still denies and and Maury offers to assist if he needs counseling or advice on being a parent.


I love Maury Show. Some of my fav episodes are when this lady didn't think her 14 yr old son father this one girl's child. She said her son was a good boy; then she said but even so he couldn't be the dad anyway b/c he only has one testicle. I guess no one ever told him you don't always need 2 to tango. lol Another one guy said it wasn't his kid because the baby was darker than he was. For one, the child was very young and it's complexion possibly hasn't completed developed yet and two perhaps it shares the mothers complexion and some of his other features. Some guys are hilariously stupid. :D

[monster123]

Originally Posted by Leprucky Cougar

In the case of monster's child : Loser, you are the father !

Cue: You jump in his face and scream I told you so; he still denies and and Maury offers to assist if he needs counseling or advice on being a parent.


I love Maury Show. Some of my fav episodes are when this lady didn't think her 14 yr old son father this one girl's child. She said her son was a good boy; then she said but even so he couldn't be the dad anyway b/c he only has one testicle. I guess no one ever told him you don't always need 2 to tango. lol Another one guy said it wasn't his kid because the baby was darker than he was. For one, the child was very young and it's complexion possibly hasn't completed developed yet and two perhaps it shares the mothers complexion and some of his other features. Some guys are hilariously stupid. :D

I just wanna say that this entire post made me laugh. Especially the one testicle part haha!

[Leprucky Cougar]

Originally Posted by monster123

I just wanna say that this entire post made me laugh. Especially the one testicle part haha!

Thanks. Maury Paulvich over recent years has been my hero. His guests [at least the paternity ones which are basically Mon-Thur occassionally he mixes it up. Usually it's paternity, or cheaters who need paternity tests, etc] make me feel better about myself.