Livin' it HDC (The Horror.Com Soap)

[ferretchucker]

lol. you wait til the stalker of readers row gets more ambitious

[crabapple]

No, you should not be getting off on this violence thing. You should have happy scenes! Maybe animated cartoon style scenes. And then you gotta put some kitty cats in there. maybe

[ferretchucker]

Ferretchucker: Look, I got a cat to keep me company!

__V__: Cool. What's his name?

Ferretchucker: Pickle.

__V__: uh..huh.

Ferretchucker: Who's a hoochie poochie cat? You are! Yes you are! Look at your hoochie poochie floofly tail!

__V__: Get your cat today at Cat Retailing And Puppies. C.R.A.P!

[crabapple]

Damn. That's AWESOME! Just wonderful! Best installment yet.

[ferretchucker]

i'm sorry crab, i've always wondered this. How do you get a moving avatar?

[crabapple]

I had it before the board switched over. If I tried to add it now, its file size would be too big. Since I like it, I just decided to keep it...you know, if I mess with it and change it, I won't be able to upload it again, so I'm just leaving it. Found it somewhere. Nothing better than spinning pumpkin!

[ferretchucker]

dammit! they should change back to the old avatar system thingy. It was so much easier then.

[missmacabre]

Originally Posted by newb

Ok.....I can accept the fact that "newb" is dead......really....i'm OK with that...but how about if he had a cousin....NO.....a twin brother.........sister.........fuck.....NEWB CAN'T BE DEAD.....HE'S THE FUCKING STAR.......HE'S THE FUCKING STAR.........sorry......I got a bit emotional......not easy letting go

Don't worry, people come back from the dead in these shows alllll the time.

[ferretchucker]

Opening credits role, fade to the inside of Yuki's. Zero is sitting at the bar, fiddling with his keyring. __V__ passes him a pint of Bud.

__V__: She says sorry.

The camera focuses into horrorobsessed smiling apologetically at Zero. He pushes the drink away.

Zero: Tell her it's not accepted.

__V__: I don't know what she did but I really don't think you have to keep this up. i've known you for eighteen years and you've never been that popular with the ladies. Don't let her slip out of your hands.

Zero: She made a fool of me. She had her hands all over him. I just can't forgive her.

__V__: i think you're making a mistake but okay then.

He takes the drink and gives it back to her. Her face sinks. Cut to the alley beside VC's. Mothman and Kemal are standing in there looking around.

Mothman: Somehow, he got from here, to there. but how?

Kemal: Well, I would've said he climbed up the wall but now that I'm here, they're too high. Unless he somehow got into VC's and onto the balcony, there's no way. But there's no way he could've done. He must've had a rope with him.

Mothman: I don't think so...somebody passing by would've seen. XtRaVa for one. I know him, he doesn't miss things that easily.

A small flash makes the pair look around.

Mothman: Get out your gun.

both of them withdraw their weapons and look around. Mothman starts walking backwards. He accidentally walks into some boxes and jumps. the gun falls into the pile.

Mothman: Dammit!

he begins moving the cardboard boxes until something yellow comes into view. He moves more boxes until he sees a yellow.

kemal: Door? what? I've been in that shop loads of times. There isn't a side door.

Mothman: well...let's find out.

He get's out a master key and puts it in the lock. It doesn't work. He pulls out another one and the door clicks open. He tries to setp inside but there's a metal thing blocking the way. It's a set of shelves.

Kemal: that means...It must be on the shops CCTV cameras.

They walk into the shop and are greeted by VampiricClown.

VC: What can I do for you?

Kemal: Police buisness. Can we see your CCTV footage please.

VC: For today?

Mothman: No. Last wednesday.

vC: I'm sorry, I only have one tape. I just tape over it unless I know something has happened. Is this important?

kemal: Sorry, but we can't say. Thanks anyway.

The two walk out and converse for a second until they spot a camera outside ferretchuckers house. they run over to it. Fade to the inside of Yukis again. Horrorobsessed and zero are arguing.

Horrorobsessed: I'm sorry! He saved me from the attacker! It was an in the moment thing! I had had some drinks!

Zero: Save it! Just leave me alone!

__V__: Just calm down!

Zero: Shut it! I'm leaving!

Horrorobsessed: Please don't.

Zero: Screw you!

horrorbsessed: But. But I love you.

he stops and turns around. He slowly walks over to her.

Zero: what?

Horrorobsessed: You heard me. I love you.

Zero: You sick twisted whore! Play with my feeling! I'll kill you!

he goes to hit her but Posher holds him back.

Horrorobsessed: Oh my god...

She runs out. Missmacabre walks to where she was standing.

Missmacabre: Need a little...comforting?

fade to Ferretchuckers living room. Him and the two cops are watching the tape.

ferretchucker: Installed it just after Crab was shot. Never can be too careful. Here we are...

the tape shows VC closing the shop and putting the "Back in 10 minutes" sign up, then walking away. FC fast forwards a bit until we see Horrorobsessed being attacked. They all look at thw shop. within a couple of second, in the faint light of the street lamps, movement can be seen. Then the shops light turns on.

Mothman: Aww shit.

he and Kemal run to VC's and rush in.

Kemal: VampiricClown we are arrest-...where is he?

A thud and Kemal is knocked to the floor. Mothman is stood looking at VC. He goes for his gun but is hit in the head with a wrench. VC locks the door and goes to the back of the till and get's a lighter. He smiles sadistically. The closing credits role.

[_____V_____]

For once...my character got a meatier appearance in an episode. I like him...he is a friend of everyone.:D