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Old 02-06-2006, 08:17 AM
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I have epididimytitis, which is where my epididimis swells up and hurts real bad . For those who dont know what your epididimis is.. its the tube that connects to your testecales.
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Old 02-06-2006, 08:30 AM
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I have epididimytitis, which is where my epididimis swells up and hurts real bad . For those who dont know what your epididimis is.. its the tube that connects to your testecales.


ouch
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Old 02-06-2006, 08:36 AM
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what's an analinguist?
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Old 02-06-2006, 08:37 AM
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ouch
yea, it sucks....
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Using meat-hooks through the legs
Catch the blood as it drips from the stump
Like the others from the past
The naked belly, full of cysts
Smells so good, I cant resist
I know inside this ones the best
As I eat the rotting chest
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Old 02-06-2006, 08:40 AM
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Re: cantelope fucker

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Well the towel (or newspapers) are intended to His man-goo also.

important note: after carving a hole to accomodate the size of Your penis heat cantelope for 30-45 seconds in a microwave oven to help simulate the natural warm body temperature of a real live woman.:D
There aren't any cantelope's big enough.:D
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Old 02-06-2006, 08:42 AM
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Re: Re: cantelope fucker

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There aren't any cantelope's big enough.:D
wow, you must be fuckin huge!
as if my self esteem isnt already an alltime low.

who gives:D
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Using meat-hooks through the legs
Catch the blood as it drips from the stump
Like the others from the past
The naked belly, full of cysts
Smells so good, I cant resist
I know inside this ones the best
As I eat the rotting chest
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Old 02-06-2006, 09:03 AM
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wow, you must be fuckin huge!
as if my self esteem isnt already an alltime low.

who gives:D
:cool:

Don't feel bad Ravage. It's not all that great. No one cares.
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Old 02-06-2006, 10:27 AM
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Old 02-06-2006, 11:46 AM
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Old 02-06-2006, 11:50 AM
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I have an obsession with womens legs.
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Using meat-hooks through the legs
Catch the blood as it drips from the stump
Like the others from the past
The naked belly, full of cysts
Smells so good, I cant resist
I know inside this ones the best
As I eat the rotting chest
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