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[zwoti]

Originally posted by Rebel Yell
I want kids. I just need to find someone to make them with. Or something.

is that an invite?

[thEsounDofdirT]

Originally posted by Rebel Yell
I want kids. I just need to find someone to make them with. Or something.

lol yea me too

[orangestar]

I only have three cousins, they are all from one Aunt and Uncle. Most of my family doesnt have kids, and I dont want any. I dont like watching other people's kids, so I dont want my own.

[thEsounDofdirT]

see.. the thing is when you watch other peoples' kids.. you are watching their parents' mistakes... you should be watching what other parents do wrong.. and have kids.. and do it right with them :D

[fluffho]

i want kids but will probaly adopt ucz i dont want a c section

my friend is around my height and she had to get a C section and that sucks.

[orangestar]

really fluff? I dont want to go through normal labor at all. I'd much rather request a c-section if you can do that. With C-Sections there's no pain and no pushing.

[Stingy Jack]

My wife had a C-Section with our kid. It was the most real-life bloody thing I have ever seen. And our kid ... lol ... funny story here.

This was my first (and only) child, so I was really inexperienced when it came to newborns. I mean, cut fresh out of the belly babies. I would catch some glimpses of births and stuff on educational TV, but that stuff always made me queasy (and me, a horror fan!)

Anyway, our kid was pulled out of the slit in her momma's belly, and the doctor called me over to take a look. I was shocked, and afraid, and grossed out all at once.

My child was PURPLE! And ... and WRINKLY!! And she had one of those small cone-head things going on! (See, the C-Section was an emergency thing because the baby couldn't squeeze itself out. My wife was in labor for almost 48 hours.)

I look at the doctor with panic in my eyes, and I think I said something to the effect of "Buh buh buh buh .... ppppthththth". The doctor just smiled and said, "You have a beautiful baby."

I did a double-take at the THING in his hands. Was he crazy, or was he just some sick fuck?? I glanced back at the wife, and saw the bloody mess all over the sheets she was laying on. They hung a sheet across her chest, so she wouldn't glance down and see what they were doing. But, that thing was soaked in blood, too.

"You want to touch her?" the doctor asked, bringing me back into focus. I looked down at the screaming monstrosity he held.
"Do I get any gloves to wear?" I asked.

Suffice it to say, I managed to press an extended finger into the palm of my baby girl's hand. And when she held my finger ... well ... that's when the tears started.

I was really happy.


I just hoped I could keep her hidden from the family ... at least until her head grew into shape.

The end

[Rebel Yell]

Originally posted by zwoti
is that an invite?

Indeed.


I love kids. I am awesome with them. It sucks a great deal, because I have only seen my step son once since my ex and I broke up in November. That makes me extremely unhappy, because that kid is awesome, and he loves me so much. I miss him. I helped raise my little sister, and she is 5 now. That kid is almost exactly like me. Everyone thinks she is mine, and I wouldn't complain if she was.

I should work in a preschool or daycare. Something.

Nah. I just need to have my own.

[zwoti]

Originally posted by Rebel Yell
Indeed.


I love kids. I am awesome with them. It sucks a great deal, because I have only seen my step son once since my ex and I broke up in November. That makes me extremely unhappy, because that kid is awesome, and he loves me so much. I miss him. I helped raise my little sister, and she is 5 now. That kid is almost exactly like me. Everyone thinks she is mine, and I wouldn't complain if she was.

I should work in a preschool or daycare. Something.

Nah. I just need to have my own.

sorry to hear that.

[Rebel Yell]

So, who's up for some serious baby making?

Any takers?