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heh, me too^^ think I heard that 5 times today.
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You've got her in your pocket, and there's no way out, no. Put it in the safe and lock it, 'cause it's home sweet home. Nobody ever told you that it was the wrong way. To trick a woman, make her feel she did it her way. And you'll be there if she ever feels blue. And you'll be there when she finds someone new. What to do? Well you know, you keep her in your pocket, where there's no way out, now. Put it in the safe and lock it, 'cause it's home sweet home. The smile on your face, made her think she had the right one. Then she thought she was sure, by the way you two could have fun. But now she might leave like she's threatened before. Grab hold of her fast, before her feet leave the floor, and she's out the door. Cause you want to keep her in your pocket, where there's no way out, no. Put it in the safe and lock it, 'cause it's home sweet home. And in your own mind you know you're lucky just to know her. And in the begining all you wanted was to show her. But now you're scared, you think she's running away. You search in your hand, for something clever to say. Don't go away. Cause I want to keep you in my pocket, where there's no way out. Put it in the safe the lock it, cause it's home sweet home. Home sweet home.
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You like it any?
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One of my favorite songs...
Artist - Butterfingers Everytime Everytime I clean me room, I make another mess Everytime I miss the bus, I am late for a test Everytime I'm reincarnated, it's in the lowest form I leave my window open every time there is a storm Everytime I have a hangover, I have to go to work Everytime I masturbate, dry tends to hurt Everytime I pat a dog, it bites me on the hand Everytime I talk to aliens, they don't understand Everytime I skate, I get another bruise Everytime I get drunk, I vomit on my shoes Everytime I scratch, the needle jumps Everytime I drink milk, it comes out in lumps Everytime I freestyle, I just talk shit Everytime I catch the bus, there is nowhere to sit Everytime I catch a train, Im asked for ticket Everytime I bat in cricket, 1st ball takes a wicket Everytime I'm drunk at a party in a toga, I pull a damn hamstring to prove I do yoga Everytime I eat, I get a pain in my chest Everytime I thinks it's heartburn, it's cardiac arrest Everytime I make a call, call waiting interrupts Everytime I dump a load at someone's house, it won't flush Everytime it won't flush, it stains the ceramic If you ever see me happy it because I'm manic It's not easy being me It's not easy being me Everytime I give advice, it comes out wrong Everytime I get raided, my prints are on the bong Everytime I score, I get shitty leaf Always living with another hoe until the heavy Mr G Everytime we smoke a joint, I end up with the roach Everytime I skip sport, I get drilled by the coach But every time I play footy, I get tackled in the dirt I crack another rib and it really fuckin hurts Everytime I brush my teeth, I find another cavity Everytime I try to fly, I discover gravity Everytime I have a craving, I've run out of food Everytime we spin the bottle, I'm the 1 who ends up nude Everytime I give a girl an orgasm, she fakes Everytime I jam it in, the condom breaks Everytime I gamble, I lose all my chips Everytime I eat all bran I get the shits But everytime I shit, it takes about an hour And there's never any paper so I have to have a shower But everytime I shower the towel is already wet And it's not wet with water but wet with cum and sweat Everytime I pluck my pubic hairs to make myself attractive My dick gets sore and I fuck like a spastic Everytime I write a song, radio stations ban it Cause when you play my records in reverse they're satanic Worship Satan, Worship Satan, Worship Satan, Worship Satan, Worship Satan, Worship Satan, Worship Satan, Worship Satan, Everytime I make a joke, people take me serious Everytime I go down on a girl, she's on her period Everytime I drive a car, a cop will pull me over But I'll say I'm someone else and that I'm sober Every blind date turns out to be blind My looks are all I have and that is why I mind Everytime I have a dream, I'm at the school dance Everyone is looking at me cause I don't have any pants Everytime we play piggy in the middle, I'm the pig Everytime we play tiggy, I'm the 1 who's it Everytime I lick toad, I get warts on my tongue Everytime I see a killer bee, It's when im getting stung Everytime I play scrabble, I make the word “at' Every wet fart, leaves a stain where I sat Everytime I fuck your mum, she wants it in the bum And everytime I'm done, it's not because I've come Everytime I crack onto a chick and pull my stack out Everytime I try to suck my dick, I put my back out Everytime I catch a wave, I hit a coral reef And everytime I order vegetarian, I get beef I Get Beef Chicken's not a vegetable I Get Beef Chicken's not a vegetable |
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What an interesting song. So pessimistic and yet, funny.
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These are from Coheed and Cambria's song The Willing Well IV: The Final Cut. It reads like a really heavy song but its got a slow blues type of rhythm, good song.
"The Willing Well IV: The Final Cut" In the final curtain call You left me here with the coldest of feelings Wake under pressure Blessing the floor with the places you stepped in Will they ever measure up? To the way you left me Here by the roadside The bloodiest cadaver Mocked in your words I'm the joke I'm the bastard Hey wait, so I guess that you knew That you're a selfish little whore I'm the selfish little whore If I had my way I'd crush your face in the door This is no beginning, yeah yeah This is the final cut, open up This is no beginning, yeah yeah This is the final cut, open up
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The Doughnut Song -Tori Amos (one of my faves when I'm pissed)
had me a trick and a kick and your message well you'll never gain weight from a doughnut hole then thought that i could decipher your message there's no one here dear no one at all and if i'm wasting all your time this time maybe you never learned to take and if i'm hanging on to your shade i guess i'm way beyond the pale (you can tell me it's over you can tell me over and over your shoulder you can tell me it's over over and over come in houston) and southern men can grow gold can grow pertty blood can be pertty like a delicate man copper to steel to a hinge that is faltered that let's you in let's you in let's you in something's just keeping you numb you told me last night you were a sun now with your very own devoted satellite happy for you and i am sure that i hate you too sons too many too many able fires and if i'm wasting all your time this time i think you never learned to take and if i'm hanging on to your shade i guess i'm way beyond the pale
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Dead Bodies Everywhere..!. Korn
Come on, step inside, and you will realize. Tell me what you need, tell me what to be. What's your vision You'll see, what do you expect of me I cant live that lie. Hate! I sing my words I'm fucked at dealing, with your life dead bodies everywhere. You! Really want me to be a good son. Why You make me feel like no one. Let me strip the plain, let me not give in. Free me of your life, inside my heart dies. Your dreams never achieved, don't lay that shit on me. Let me live my... life. Hate! I sing my words I'm fucked at dealing, with your life dead bodies everywhere. You! Really want me to be a good son. Why You make me feel like no one. You want me to be, something I can never ever be! I sing my words I'm fucked at dealing, with your life dead bodies everywhere. You! Really want me to be a good son. Why You make me feel like no one. Dead bodies everywhere! Dead Bodies Everywhere
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Falling Away From Me ..!. Korn
Hey, I'm feeling tired. My time, is gone today. You flirt with suicide. Sometimes, that's ok. Hear what others say. I'm here, standing hollow. Falling away from me. Falling away from me. Day, is here fading. That's when, I would say. I flirt with suicide. Sometimes kill the pain. I can always say. 'It's gonna be better tomorrow'. Falling away from me. Falling away from me. Beating me down. Beating me, beating me. Down, down. Into the ground. Screaming so sad. Beating me, beating me. Down, down. Into the ground. (falling away from me). It's spinning round and round. (falling away from me). It's lost and can't be found. (falling away from me). It's spinning round and round. (falling away from me). So down. Beating me down. Beating me, beating me. Down, down. Into the ground. Screaming so sad. Beating me, beating me. Down, down. Into the ground. Pressing me, they won't go away. So I pray, go away. It's falling away from me. It's falling away from me. It's falling away from me. Falling! Beating me down. Beating me, beating me. Down, down. Into the ground. Screaming so sad. Beating me, beating me. Down, down. Into the ground. Beating me down. Beating me, beating me. Down, down. Into the ground. Screaming so sad. Beating me, beating me. Down, down. Into the ground.
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