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Old 10-25-2006, 07:13 AM
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As for meeting chicks, I'm curious, who has been hooking up in here,I haven't noticed it.
Dammit I must change my identity now, everyone knows what I have been trying to do and lure females to my torcher chamber, fuck !
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Old 10-25-2006, 07:15 AM
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lure females to my torcher chamber
to burn their muffs?
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Old 10-25-2006, 07:25 AM
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hmm, best way to cover up a burnt muff, is with vegemite
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Old 10-25-2006, 07:26 AM
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hmm, best way to cover up a burnt muff, is with vegemite
Vegemite=pure, unadulterated evil!:mad:
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Old 10-25-2006, 07:27 AM
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So thats on the barbecue menu today. Haunted must save 1 for me. :D
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Old 10-25-2006, 07:30 AM
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to burn their muffs?
To Torcher them by laughter, after repeatedly flashing of my genitalia
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Old 10-25-2006, 07:35 AM
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To Torcher them by laughter, after repeatedly flashing of my genitalia
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Old 10-25-2006, 07:37 AM
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Your image don't work :)
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Old 10-25-2006, 07:42 AM
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maybe it got burnt on its way to being hotlinked.
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Old 10-25-2006, 07:44 AM
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But...the "torcher chamber" reminded me of something I read awhile back...here it is :-

The heat of passion and the friction of two bodies intertwined just isn't hot enough for the flamies. These enthusiastic, but unquestionably stupid individuals just can't get excited about sex unless things are hot, hot, hot. That's why they obsess over the act of sex between two or more people who are actively on fire. The flamies find nothing more erotic than the combined stench of sweat, sex, and burning flesh and hair. Whether it's a lit match tossed into the pubic hair or a liberal dousing of gasoline all over the body, the flamies need that fire to fuel the fire in their loins. You know, the one that isn't scabies. Due to the nature of the fetish, flamie sex is usually very short in duration, and is more often than not a one-time indulgence, since even in the instances where the participants survive, their genitals are typically charred beyond recognition.

The flamies have spawned an offshoot called "combusties," who fantasize about having their partner spontaneously combust, or about spontaneously combusting themselves, during the sex act. Due to the rare and unpredictable occurrence of actual spontaneous human combustion, this branch of the fetish is less commonly practiced, although websites that cater to it do offer a variety of poor quality videos featuring lame special effects that attempt to represent this odd and thoroughly moronic fantasy.

Naturally, the fetish is also accompanied by plenty of bad art and erotic slash fiction featuring Goku spontaneously combusting while attempting to go Super Saiyan while having gay sex with Vegeta.
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