Theater behavior

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by barbra
for a second I thought about posting ya know, about how I never really have any problems at the theater but it seems pointless now

LMAO! yay, barbra's back :)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by hellboy
Oh it wont affect me, I assure you of that. I never did handle authority well, and I never will.:p

So, below wench!!!!!!! To fix us up some grub!!!!:D

Listen up you SEA URCHIN! I said I was the CAPTAIN! You're just mad because your POSITION has been filled by It'sAlive. Don't hate;)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by hellboy
No hatin' here. That position sucked anyway, he can have it. I'll get my own damn ship and do my own pirateering. So nah!!!!:p :D

Damn, dude looks constipated ;)

Psssh...your own pirateering....Jenna's on our side...3 against one fool! :p And I'm sure I can convince MTC to join us as well!

[jenna26]

Originally posted by MoonLit Meadow
Listen up you SEA URCHIN! I said I was the CAPTAIN! You're just mad because your POSITION has been filled by It'sAlive. Don't hate;)

Don't put up with that kind of disrespect! Just throw him overboard already with the kittens....:D

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by jenna26
Don't put up with that kind of disrespect! Just throw him overboard already with the kittens....:D

Yeah, he acts all high and mighty, but he forgets he has no ship! He's but a lowly wench ;)

[ChEEbA]

Rules:

*Don't bring kids under 4 into anything other than a kids movie or cartoon, they simply don't have the attention span to handle it, and do the one thing they would do when they want OUT of any given situation, they cry.
I sympathise with those that have kids, hell, even those that aren't financially capable of getting a babysitter...however, as a parent to a young child, the abovementioned should seem abundantly clear, especially if they're crying for 10+ minutes.
Of course there are a few exceptions, I've seen children be quite well behaved in theatres...however, the parent should be able to easily differentiate.

*PLEASE, smokers...don't desperately suck one down right before you enter the theatre, and if you do, please bring gum. There's nothing worse than having someone sitting next to you that smells like a snubbed out cigarette, it's an enclosed area.

*If you happen to be seated behind anyone, do NOT put your feet up on top of the chair in front, or in between them. This is a severely disrespectful act.

*Speaking of feet, don't take your shoes off. Feet seldom smell good, especially not when you've been walking around all day.
You're not at home. One major thing that puts me off movie marathons (aside from the crowds) is the fact that numerous assholes do this...and it stinks.

*The laser pointer thing is DEAD AND BURIED. Nowadays, it just makes people want to kill you. It's not funny, and, it's been done to death...leave your laser pointers for your cat to chase.

*If you're gonna talk, whisper, it's easy....although, I myself prefer to actually pay attention to a movie and talk after...but hey.

*If you've got some kinda food in plastic bags, take it out ASAP...there's nothing worse than hearing something rustle every time you wanna take a peice of whatever you got with you.
I'm not referring to candy packages n stuff, I'm talking about y'know plastic carry bags. SO damn annoying.

*This one's a given, the mobile phone thing.
Have it either turned off, or on silent. If it IS on silent mode, and you get a message, read it. If it's important, leave the theatre and deal with it.
On numerous occasions, I have told people to switch their phones off, and I've had staff enforce this if my request isn't met.
While on topic, Never, I repeat NEVER engage someone in a text conversation during a movie...light goes on, light goes off, light goes on, light goes off...this makes you the most irritating fucker in the world, and my malteser WILL be aimed at your head.

*If you don't HAVE TO, don't sit near me. If the theatre is empty, go the fuck someplace else. My girl and I were sitting in an almost empty theatre one time, when we came in, there was another couple, so we move down to be a few rows in front of them. Next people to come in were two 15-16 year old girls. Where do they sit? Literally right next to us, not even one seat gap. Not to mention, as if that wasn't innapropriote enough, it's ME they sit right next to. Immediately, I said "fuck this", and we moved, but in hindsight, I should've stomped on the problem and told 'em to
back the fuck away...but I didnt.
Pay attention - I don't know you, and I don't want to sit with, or near you, sit someplace else, or fuck off.

*No throwing candy at anyone that doesn't have it coming to them, choose offensive targets only.

*PASS on these rules to you children!!!

That's all I can think of right now. Happy cinema-going to you.

- B

[jenna26]

Originally posted by hellboy
You can have her!!!! Wench's only get in the way. I've no time for that! Scrub off ya harlett!!!!

Hey!!!!:( I was only kidding before.....but now definitely throw him overboard.:mad:

:p

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by jenna26
Hey!!!!:( I was only kidding before.....but now definitely throw him overboard.:mad:

:p

DONE! Have fun hangin' with the seaweed hellboy ;)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by hellboy
Think hard fair Las, Come with me, or I'll put ya to my rutter and ne'r return!:p

PSSSH! Us girls are sticking together! You'll never get her HB! Jenna's not one to abandon ship! ;)

[MoonLit Meadow]

Originally posted by hellboy
Already "Comandered" a rig, hogsweat, there'll be no seaweed in me guts tonight. So shove off!!!:p

BAH!!!! I'm not sweaty....I'm a clean pirate....arrrrrr ;) And I'll shove off...SHOVE YOU OFF MY SHIP!:p