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yeah, i'm not a fan of big bloated scarred boobs either. they look like they are getting the operations wholesale in hollywood .. 30 bucks a set and we'll throw in a free pair of kneepads. boob jobs look good when dressed - but they look nasty naked. (there are some exceptions - haile berry - but not many) |
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i think someone else mentioned they had recently seen this movie b/c one of the crew from dog soldiers was connected and this is why i gave it a chance. if anything i thought it would be good campy fun.... shit, was i wrong. i can't say how much i'm sick of the stereotypical teen cast: stoner, nice guy, jock, slut, smart sexy girl, etc. if writers have to keep pumping out this crap they could at least put in someone out of the ordinary, like a crackhead transvestite or something. the only thing i liked about this movie was the of the horrendous dialogue b/twn the stoners and the slut and also the scene where the hippie, smoking peyote hallucinates the creature as a cartoon. other than that the death scenes were laughable, the plot was paper thin, and the creature!!! that was the most enjoyable part of the film for me; seeing a guy run around on all fours in a bear costume w/ a huge-genetically mutated tasmanian devil mask was hysterical. needless to say the movie was an hour and a half, i finished it in 45 mins. not even reggie banister could save this movie.
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My top 10 (in no particular order) 1) Candyman 2) American Werewolf In London 3) Evil Dead 2 4) Hellraiser 5) Night Of The Living Dead 6) Jaws 7) Ginger Snaps 2 8) Dead Alive 9) Halloween 10) The Omen t-pot |
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its funny... As a writer, i have actually considered writing a complete piece of crap that i could be sure would sell (Mean Catgirls or something stupid....) Just so i could finance soemthing with quality. There is a lot to be said about pseudonyms...
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I watched the original Batman movie, and it's still as fun as when I was a kid. Burgess Meredith, Lee Merriweather, Ceasar Romero, Adam West....how can you not like this movie? It was made to be campy, and it's perfect in it's campiness. I would watch this more than the remake, just because it's FUN.
The U.N. being dehydrated into different colored powders is awesome. If only it were that easy.
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