The VS Game

[MichaelMyers]

Smash the jack-o-lantern

Watch an exorcism or be possessed?

[Repo'd]

watching one would be fascinating, so I'll go with checking out an exorcism.

Get hit square in the face with a big tuna fish swung by a Major League Baseball player or get whacked in the side of the neck with a potato thrown hard from 25 feet away?

[cheebacheeba]

The potato. Could be thrown by anyone. I don't need an athlete taking a swing at me with anything.

No more fruit in the world or no more vegetables?

[Sculpt]

end of fruits. Can't take the tomato and potato away... that's just cruel.

Banned for life from eating beef, or all aquatic food?

[cheebacheeba]

end of fruits. Can't take the tomato and potato away... that's just cruel.

Well you'd have to take one of those away.

Banned for life from eating beef, or all aquatic food?

Beef.
There are foodstuffs akin enough to beef for my liking.
The range of things from the sea, I love eating the vast majority.
Sure, I'd miss the occasional bloody steak...but I'd miss more things the other way.

Shoving an entire slice of bread up your nose in small rolled up, say, pea sized pieces, then snorting until they fired down your throat, then make yourself vomit it up.
or
Having full on habanero (or above) hot-mouth at the highest extent of the effects, starting from the moment you collect it in chopped up form with your bare hands, lasting for the same duration as the bread thing would take. No drinks.

[Sculpt]

Originally Posted by cheebacheeba

Well you'd have to take one of those away.

Well, you didn't say it was the scientific definition of veggies, so I was happy to go with the common convention.

Even if we took all technical fruits away, it's still no contest. The giant category of edible veggies I would wildly guess outnumber fruits something like 10-1.

Originally Posted by cheebacheeba

Shoving an entire slice of bread up your nose in small rolled up, say, pea sized pieces, then snorting until they fired down your throat, then make yourself vomit it up.
or
Having full on habanero (or above) hot-mouth at the highest extent of the effects, starting from the moment you collect it in chopped up form with your bare hands, lasting for the same duration as the bread thing would take. No drinks.

Bread. The pepper would probably be a new kind of discomfort I'd rather not visit.

Watching a new Star Wars TV series with all Ewoks, Vs watching a new Star Trek TV series were ever character is Sulu?

[Repo'd]

I think I'll take the Sulu Trek. I'm more a fan of Star Trek than Star Wars anyway.

Dead Kennedys vs Black Flag

[cheebacheeba]

DK.
I'm not really into either, but I liked more of what I heard from DK.
...and Rollins seems like a fucking pretentious twat...

Smashing your elbow down onto a bench or whatever until it breaks
or
Heel stomping the top of your other foot until IT breaks

[anglewitch]

Originally Posted by cheebacheeba

DK.
I'm not really into either, but I liked more of what I heard from DK.
...and Rollins seems like a fucking pretentious twat...

Smashing your elbow down onto a bench or whatever until it breaks
or
Heel stomping the top of your other foot until IT breaks

My elbow
I am a Pisces, I don't need to risk screwing up my foot.

drinking gasoline
vs
drinking tar

[Repo'd]

Yuck. Either way I don't think my body is really going to recover, if it survives at all. I guess I'll drink the gasoline and hope that at least some of it will pass through my body. If I drink tar I know that shits not going anywhere.

Have someone you don't like scream the most heinous insults directly into your face from less than in inch away VS enjoying a slice of your favorite cake or pie.