HDC The Movie Part 7ero

[ferretchucker]

DAMMIT!

Pr3ssur3 and Miss Macabre are walking along the side of the road. There are no cars in sight and the stars are easitly visible.

Miss Macabre: So, how did you know about that thing?

Pr3ssur3: Ever read Harry Potter?

Miss Macabre: Yeh...

Pr3ssur3: You know that girl says you should say Voldemorts name.

Miss Macabre: Yeh, Hermione.

Pr3ssur3: It's the same with him. His name's Zero.

Miss Macabre: Okay...but you haven't answered my question.

Pr3ssur3: I spent the last few years locked up in a cell, having blood drawn from me every day. It was to feed that monkey. A man named Bwind and I caught him, back then I was so cowardly...

Miss Macabre: Why?

Pr3ssur3: We were working for a museum, well, I thought we were. We were working for a company, I'm still not sure who they are. They wanted him for a genetic experiment. Anyway, that's why he's red.

Miss Macabre: What?! He's red because of blood?

Pr3ssr3: He got loose, I tricked a young scientist into setting me free and escaped in the back of a helicopter. Travelled for hours to get here, ran out of fuel in the end. When we landed, well, crashed, I thought we were safe...then he reappeared.

Miss Macabre: He was in the helicopter?

Pr3ssur3: On the helicopter. He waited on the outside of a helicopter for hours, just to try and kill me. But I was lucky. When the blood of the pilot splattered, it splattered over me. He knew the smell of my blood, and the pilot's blood masked it. I ran. I ran for my life, out of the woods. But the next day, after travelling around for so long, I heard someone mention him. Someone saw him running towards a bar...

Miss Macabre: How long ago was this?!

Pr3ssur3: About a week. When I got there, it was just rubble. Rubble and blood. So many people dead, even a crushed ferret.

Miss Macabre: Don't tell ferretchucker that. His whole family are obsessed with them. I think all of them own a ferret.

Pr3ssur3: I stalked him for so long, but I was always too late...but not now. Now I've got him.

Miss Macabre: You shot him! He should be dead.

Pr3ssur3: He's an evil chimp with red fur, lives off blood, has been loose for over a week, killing and hasn't been caught not to mention staying on the outside of a helicopter for hours. A gunshot won't kill him. But I will make sure he dies. He will die...

Pr3ssur3 and Miss Macabre turn down a dirt track. Off in the distance they hear a couple of gun shots.

[hammerfan]

Awesome!!!

[ferretchucker]

thanks. It's getting really difficult to not get straight to the end!

[crabapple]

It's a real epic of Monkey Horror. It's the Monkey Horror Picture Show!

[ferretchucker]

so, you like???

[missmacabre]

Originally Posted by crabapple

It's a real epic of Monkey Horror. It's the Monkey Horror Picture Show!

No, that would be cross-dressing monkeys singing showtunes.

[ferretchucker]

A cat is walking through some trees. It's looking around nervously. Suddenly, it's on the floor. A boot has come down hard on it's head. The camera moves up to show a smiling Bwind.

Bwind: Even more fun than squirrels...

He looks around. Everything is still.

Bwind: Fuck...

He starts walking into some close together Pine trees. Just as he is engulfed by them, somebody walks in front of the camera. There's ablood dripping down their face, it's Crab. He steps on something, it's the cat.

Crabapple: Oh...

He looks around him, then down at Paramount. He puts his index finger over his lips to tell paramount to be quiet. He bends down and peels up the cat. He puts part of it's crushed head into the mouth of Paramount, who starts eating. He then puts his mouth to the cat's leg and bites it off. He starts eating.

Crabapple: Yummy chummy.

he starts walking off into the trees that Bwind did.

[ferretchucker]

This thing's nearing it's end. Only 2 or 3 more pieces!

The screen is black. Suddenly, __V__ walks out of the darkness and looks at the camera.

__V__: Wake up.

Massacre Man wakes up from his sleep. A large bruise on his forehead accompanied by a trickle of blood can be seen. He looks around him.

Massacre Man: Fuck...

He's in a large cave, a small pool of water in the middle. Blood is all over the walls and a small, window sized opening can be seen scross the other side. The cave is lit up by hundreds of torches, lighters and other similar objects hung up around the ceiling by tatters of clothes. Massacre Man looks across puts his hand in something.

Massacre Man: Oh my god...

On the cave floor beside him is the slightly burnt up, scarred face of __V__, blood dripping from the open neck. A thump is heard and Massacre Man looks across the cave. Just a few feet from the entrance, a cowering, blood covered GorePhobia is attempting to crawl. A few second later and Zero comes in.

Massacre Man: Shit.

Zero leaves the cave again. Massacre man attempts to stand up.

Massacre Man: AHHHHHHHHH!!

He looks down and his left leg is missing from the knee down. Gore Phobia looks up and stares at Massacre Man.

Gore Phobia: Have you got a Cell Phone?

Massacre Man: It wouldn't help, the signal here is so bad. Listen, you have to get out, this past week I've seen about 50 people murdered by that Monkey. Go, if he comes back, I'll try and distract him.

gore Phobia looks at the floor in front of him and sees a small bullet there. Above it, half out of one of the pockets of the torch hangers is a small gun. He jumps up and grabs it.

Massacre Man: Good thinking, can you see any others, I'm gonna need one.

GorePhobia: You've seen that thing before?

Massacre Man: How could I forget a fucking red blood thirsty monkey?! But it doesn't matter, you have to get out!

GorePhobia: Yes I do...But you can't...

Massacre Man: What?

GorePhobia: Project Zero had way too much time spent on him , and is worth too much to us for anybody to find out.

Massacre Man: You fucking made that thing?!

GorePhobia: Not me. The company I work for. I was in charge of it. But that's enough. It's a shame, you seemed nice...

He lifts the gun up with his remaining hand so it's pointing at Massacre Man. A gun shot is heard, then a man's scream. GorePhobia looks down at his hand to see it missing, like the other one. He turns around to the mouth of a cave. Bwind is standing there with a gun.

Bwind: Thought I'd even it out.

[ferretchucker]

bumpity bump bump.

[ferretchucker]

Hmmmm, I'm starting to think nobody's paying attention to this. Oh well. Here goes.

Pr3ssur3 and Miss Macabre are running through the woods. They keep looking behind them and Pr3ssur3 is shooting his gun. As they're running, Pr3ssur3 puts a hand up to Miss Macabre to stop her.

Pr3ssur3: It's gone.

Miss Macabre: What the hell was it? Was it the monkey.

Pr3ssur3: His name's Zero. And no, I'd know him anywhere. We have to be on our guard, this forest seems to harbour a lot of strange things.

The two start walking when suddenly Miss Macabre stops and turns around, gagging. In front of the two of them is a cat's leg and blood.

Miss Macabre: I think I'm gonna be sick! That moneky-

Pr3ssur3: ZERO! And no, he didn't kill this. He wouldn't leave any food behind.

Miss Macabre: Where do we go now?

Pr3ssur3: Look.

He points to the trees where Crab and Bwind walked.

Pr3ssur3: Loads of the twigs are broken and I think I can see some footprints. That way.

The two of them set off. The camera shoots forward, through the trees for quite a while until it reaches Crab.

Crab: Mmmmm, why didn't I try cat earlier? It's so nice.

He appears to be mutating into a creature similar to Paramount. He has more hair and one of his eyes is yellow.

Crab: So, why did you lead me here?

The wolf baby ignores him and carries on trying to escape from his arms. Crab looks in the direction Paramount is looking. It's the mouth of a cave, about two hundred yards away.

Crab: Good idea, there might food in there!

Crab starts walking forwards towards the cave. The camera shoots ahead again to the inside of the cave. The end of the scene where Gore's finger is shown, then it carries on. Bwind walks over to GorePhobia.

Bwind: I've been waiting to do that for ages. Make you feel pain!

GorePhobia: Why?

Bwind: You sitffed me out on money! I needed that money. Not only that, but what about the "Accident" in "04?

GorePhobia: No...

Bwind: YES! I hadn't recieved all my money, so I threatened to tell people our little secret.

Massacre Man: Who the fuck are you two?

Bwind: That doesn't matter. But what does matter, is that this man right here, ordered the crash that killed my daughter!

Massacre Man: Fuck...but dude you have to leave, there's a killer monkey, I;ve met him-

Bwind: Haven't you gathered anything! I heard you two talking, you know that this man was responsible for making Zero. I was responsible for catching him! I gave him his first blood, his mothers.

Massacre Man: You sick fucker!

Bwind: Hmmm, it's a shame you said that, I was gonna kill Zero, then take you back to where ever it is you came from, simply because you wanted to kill Zero and help me. But now, I've changed my mind.

Without warning, Bwind suddenly flies forward. He hits the stone floor hard. Zero walks in the cave behind him, looks around at the three people and smiles, then begins laughing manically.