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11-03-2006, 10:10 PM
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What Do YOU Need?
This is funny...
Go to the Google search engine (Google.com, just in case anyone doesn't know :rolleyes: ) and type in your name and the word 'needs' after it, be sure to put the words in quotation marks so the search results will keep them together...For example: "John needs"....Copy/paste the description of the first (or funniest) website blurb that appears. (It should say something like: "John needs to shave") ...Try it...See what happens :) This is what MINE said: "Rayne needs to learn how to live in this community. How are her peers supposed to accept her if she keeps bouncing around?" Funny, huh? :D
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11-03-2006, 10:17 PM
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OK, I used my real name and it's incredibly boring, but very odd, "Kathy needs lungs". When I tried monalisa it said some stupid shit about the movie with Julia Roberts in it. Oh well.
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 "There is no fuckin' ice cream in your fuckin' future." -Otis "Once in a while ya get shown the light, in the strangest of places if ya look at it right." -RH&JG "Do your best, fuck the rest." -Me "Onward, through the fog..." -Me
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11-03-2006, 10:17 PM
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Playapixie: Dawn Needs a TripodDawn Needs a Tripod (Seattle Center Fountain), Canon EOS 20D w/50mm f1.8 prime ... This photo, courtesy of "Sort Randomly," is called Dawn Needs a Tripod. ...
www.playapixie.org/past/000394.php - 12k - Cached - Similar pages Dawn on the Run » Dawn Needs…..Dawn need to develop more speed endurance Mike will coach Dawn, now who the heck is Mike. ... Dawn needs an energetic and fun style to suit her personality ... completerunning.com/dawn-on-the-run/?p=280 - 35k - Cached - Similar pages www.myspace.com/87998I think dawn needs some man on man action! Hope to see ya Wednesday! Talk Human! Talk Human! i'm still laughing.. cocktail-bot. 1/2/2006 5:23 PM ... profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=879 98 - 118k - Cached - Similar pages
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11-03-2006, 10:23 PM
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according to google, I need another beer.
"Travis needs another beer." http://www.fatass.com/gallery/tsh-pty/tsh-pty5.html from fatass.com. somehow I find that appropriate.
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11-03-2006, 10:23 PM
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11-03-2006, 10:26 PM
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The crap you find on the internet is truly amazing.:eek:
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I'll kill you and your dreams tonight Begin new life Bleed your death upon me Let your bloodline feed my youth ------------------------------ Ssshhh....did you hear that?
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11-03-2006, 10:55 PM
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Neverending Needs
Neverending Needs. that is right . this is going to be my page for all my needs . simple as i am , my needs are explosively massive . and it keeps building ...
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11-03-2006, 11:43 PM
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I did some for the people here at home...A lot of you know these guys :)
"Seri needs you all right now " "Seri needs some cheering up" "He's a beautiful boy and we feel he has just what Seri needs in a mate" "Seri needs a pancake" "Why the beetle Sericea needs such various metallic colors is still unknown" "Shane needs more doing. I’m headed out to Doo-shane in about 20 minutes with my entire family (my brother, Ranger, visiting from Seattle included)." "Shane needs to fall off a cliff" "Shane needs a lot of time to build trust with adults. He is able to attach to his caregivers, but he becomes withdrawn and detached when things do not go his way" "Shane needs someone sensitive who'll make him feel safe, secure and well loved" "Dustin needs companion" "Dustin needs to improve his ability to bend and play at a lower pad level" "Dustin needs pen-pal Prison Pen-Pal Talk" "Dustin needs to hit the weights. His arms have always been skinny for his size" "Dustin needs a patient and loving family. Is that family you?" "Dustin needs very simple and specific instructions in all things." "Dustin needs to be physically carried, have special foods prepared and to be given his medications" "Dustin needs to grow up a bit and realize that life is not simply handed to you." "Alex needs your help" "Alex needs some dirty deeds" "Alex needs some shaking, stirring" "Alex needs to freak out. He needs to freak out every day and every night" "Ash needs to be removed from urban areas" "Ash Needs A Pony Ride" "Ash needs to talk better" "Ash needs you as much as you need him" "Ash needs to be buried" "Jordan Needs a Heart" "Jordan needs more prayers" "Jordan needs more funds" "Jordan needs to reach higher growth rates" "Rich needs a shave" "Rich Needs A Woman" "Rich needs to check this out Lying In The Gutters" "Rich needs UK mail order companies!" "Rich needs V8" These are funny, mostly because a LOT of them are TRUE...lol
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11-03-2006, 11:59 PM
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And...I forgot you were computer illiterate (even worse than ME)...I'll do yours for you: "Dave needs a hug. Give Dave some love people. I think he needs it" "Dave needs to start paying more attention to what Judi does around here." "Dave needs Firefox and BugMeNot" "Dave needs help walking through doors" "Dave needs a vacation" "Dave needs a big hand for what he has done" "Dave needs a timeout." "Dave needs dusting often." "Dave needs support from a stable and harmonious family" Haha...Some funny ones
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11-04-2006, 04:14 AM
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im a little confuzled but here goes...............
Rachel needs to have blush that is very bright and colorful or my on screen name Linda needs to stand up and be a real player. Okay, for a serious comment on this. I really am trying to be more authentic in every area of my life. there goes
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