The "NO DRAMA" thread

[AUSTIN316426808]

Originally posted by bloodrayne





Shut up. You know it's funny.

Yeah, but for the wrong reason.

[ItsAlive75]

I started telling that story to my roommates and they figured it out halfway through... I was pissed.

[newb]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 93.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.





Shut up. You know it's funny.

boo....hiss.....get off the stage.


:D

[Nyarlathotep]

Originally posted by bloodrayne
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.

Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 93.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.





Shut up. You know it's funny.

[bloodrayne]

HaHa...At least it was funny for ME...Because I immediately got a mental image wherein I saw him "shake it all about":D







Anyway...Blame my mother...She sent it to me :p

[newb]

There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!!!!

[stubbornforgey]

heres a couple sent to me

never argue with children..

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for
a whale to swallow a human, because even though it
was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by
a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale
could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" !
The little girl replied,
"Then you ask him".

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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom
of children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see
each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the
drawing was? The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
"They will in a minute."

An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her
parents that Billy Brown had
kissed her after class.

"How did that happen?" gasped her mother.

"It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but
three girls helped me catch
him."

[newb]

Thinking maybe a few of these tonight.

[newb]

1000 men were asked to complete a survey of what they liked best
about oral sex:

3% liked the warmth.

4% enjoyed the sensation.

93% appreciated the silence.

[Tat2]

Resimay

Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited. I all so have a bad back, but I all ways tri to plese.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.
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Employer's response:......

Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check