Are there no generous people left?

[Elvis_Christ]

Learn to shoplift :)

CHOKING VICTIM - Five Finger Discount

A walk through the product store and 15 aisles to see
all the pretty, pretty packages staring back at me
which is my favorite, where is my chance
to remove the product and stick it in my pants

cuz I want to see, what's on sale whats for free
(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
who steal from me, and from you
(if only you knew, then you would steal too)

adrenaline rushes, the products in my grip
I am only shopping, but now it's time to lift
I look for my moment, and down my pants I stick
the product I've selected is concealed against my dick

cuz I want to see, what's on sale whats for free
(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
who steal from me, and from you
(if only you knew, then you would steal too)

paranoid as fuck security in tow
is he really traling me and does he really know?
of my little secret my pride and his shame
this is so exciting kid, it's like a fucking game
I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door
will I get away like a million times before?
or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store?
like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor

Five finger discount!

and I want to see, what's on sale whats for free
(every time I go to shop I steal from) enemies
who steal from me, and from you
(if only you knew, then you would steal too)

paranoid as fuck security in tow
is he really traling me and does he really know?
of my little secret my pride and his shame
this is so exciting kid, it's like a fucking game
I'm almost to the counter, will I make it to the door
will I get away like a million times before?
or will i be caught, jailed, banned from the store?
like if the product I've selected slips and crashes to the floor

I get to the door and out the door I slide
I feel a sense of dignity, I feel a sense of pride
I do a happy dance and down the street I bail
as I have a little feast of what's on sale.

[Papillon Noir]

Originally Posted by _____V_____

Just a glimpse. ;)

Haha! That's awesome! :) I love dance movies. Got any good Bollywood recommendations, V?


@Posher
It's a video game for christsakes! Who cares? Maybe you should try reading a book instead of rotting your brain with a mindless game? You can even get books for free at the library. You can even try being generous yourself and donate money to a charity or something.

[Angra]

Originally Posted by Papillon Noir

It's a video game for christsakes! Who cares? Maybe you should try reading a book instead of rotting your brain with a mindless game? You can even get books for free at the library. You can even try being generous yourself and donate money to a charity or something.

You're a woman alright... :rolleyes:


Why don't you ask him if he's ever thought about taking up knitting. :p :p

[Papillon Noir]

Originally Posted by Angra

Why don't you ask him if he's ever thought about taking up knitting. :p :p

That's a great idea! See Posher, you can do something constructive and knit socks for Angra. That's generous as it can get rather cold in Demark. :D :p

[neverending]

But Posher doesn't want to be generous- he wants people to be generous towards him!